I’m going to see a show tonight
And then if I’m good, out for a bite
I’m going to see a show tonight
And then if I’m good, out for a bite
After the theatre then wine and dine
I’m going to see a show tonight
And then if I’m good, out for a bite
After the theatre then wine and dine
I’m thinking this sounds mighty fine
I’m going to see a show tonight
And then if I’m good, out for a bite
After the theatre then wine and dine
I’m thinking this sounds mighty fine
After all that wine, I’m high as a kite
As a child I enjoyed playing hide and seek
As a child I enjoyed playing hide and seek
When I was hiding I couldn’t resist a peek
As a child I enjoyed playing hide and seek
When I was hiding I couldn’t resist a peek
Where you here, where you there?
As a child I enjoyed playing hide and seek
When I was hiding I couldn’t resist a peek
Where you here, where you there?
No I wasn’t, I was over there
As a child I enjoyed playing hide and seek
When I was hiding I couldn’t resist a peek
Where you here, where you there?
No I wasn’t, I was over there
Oi Judd, behave and shut yer beak 
Oy LQ, start the next one
Oh dear, shall I start one?
When we come to the end of a verse
When we come to the end of a verse
We start a new limerick, no need to curse
When we come to the end of a verse
We start a new limerick, no need to curse
It has to rhyme and sound ok
When we come to the end of a verse
We start a new limerick, no need to curse
It has to rhyme and sound ok
So go ahead and have your say
When we come to the end of a verse
We start a new limerick, no need to curse
It has to rhyme and sound ok
So go ahead and have your say
If you have no idea then call the nurse.
As you get older does your memory fail
As you get older does your memory fail
It happens sometimes but I try to prevail
As you get older does your memory fail
It happens sometimes but I try to prevail
Remembering names can be tough
As you get older does your memory fail
It happens sometimes but I try to prevail
Remembering names can be tough
Especially when it’s off the cuff
You forgot again? GO TO JAIL!
You’ve forgotten again too, LQ - a new first line, please?
Oh chit, it’s me age tha nos ![]()
As you get older does your memory fail
It happens sometimes but I try to prevail
Remembering names can be tough
Especially when it’s off the cuff
You forgot again? GO TO JAIL!
What you gonna do tonight