Limerick (Part 4)

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At checkout they packaged my goods
But once home, I noticed some duds
The cabbage was limp
With the portions, they did scrimp
And the washing powder, that had no suds.

I returned all the duds the following day

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I returned all the duds the following day
Requesting a refund straight away

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I returned all the duds the following day
Requesting a refund straight away
However, the manager said no

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I returned all the duds the following day
Requesting a refund straight away
However, the manager said no
And to hell I could go

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I returned all the duds the following day
Requesting a refund straight away
However, the manager said no
And to hell I could go
So that was the game he wanted to play!

I decided that an online review I could write

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I decided that an online review I could write
I was happy to take on a fight

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I decided that an online review I could write
I was happy to take on a fight
He’ll be sorry he was so rude

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I decided that an online review I could write
I was happy to take on a fight
He’ll be sorry he was so rude
You shouldn’t mess with me, dude

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I decided that an online review I could write
I was happy to take on a fight
He’ll be sorry he was so rude
You shouldn’t mess with me, dude
Coz I’ll punch you with all my might!

The big and mighty fella

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The big and mighty fella
Turned out to be yella

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The big and mighty fella
Turned out to be yella
And hid behind his veg,

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The big and mighty fella
Turned out to be yella
And hid behind his veg,
That he’d thrown in a hedge

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The big and mighty fella
Truned out to be yella
And hid behind his veg,
That he’d thrown in the hedge
Then ran and hid in his cellar.

I once was invited to dine

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I once was invited to dine
And asked to bring some wine

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I once was invited to dine
And asked to bring some wine
I chose a fine Pinot

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I once was invited to dine
And asked to bring some wine
I chose a fine Pinot
The finest wine I know

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I once was invited to dine
And asked to bring some wine
I chose a fine Pinot
The finest wine I know
Now I feel drunkenly fine

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Would you like to give us a new first line please, LQ ?

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ooops sorry

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I’m going to see a show tonight