At the opera a fine lady sat
Needed two seats 'cos she’s fat
Opera glasses in her hand
The singer was quite grand
But the conductor was a bit of a prat
The fat lady got wedged in her seats
At the opera a fine lady sat
Needed two seats 'cos she’s fat
Opera glasses in her hand
The singer was quite grand
Cosi Fan Tutti by Mozart.
From the opera, I went straight to bed
From the opera, I went straight to bed
Cos the music was still ringing in my head
From the opera, I went straight to bed
Cos the music was still ringing in my head
I dreamt I was singing
From the opera I went straight to bed
Cos the music was still ringing in my head
I dreamt I was singing
And my elastic was pinging
“Be quiet now” my hubby then said.
(Now back to the one poor old Judsy started on 4522).
The fat lady got wedged in her seats
While opening a bag full of treats
Oops sorry Judd - didn’t notice your response
The fat lady got wedged in her seats
While opening a bag full of treats
She called for some aid
The fat lady got wedged in her seats
While opening a bag full of treats
She called for some aid
And such a fuss she made
The fat lady got wedged in her seats
While opening a bag full of treats
She called for some aid
And such a fuss she made
She got wedged coz of all that she eats
Me Mother went to market
Me Mother went to market
And, is her name, Scarlet?
Me Mother went to market
And is her name, Scarlet?
I must say, it is
Me Mother went to market
And is her name, Scarlet?
I must say, it is
Is this a quiz?
Me Mother went to market
And is her name, Scarlet?
I must say, it is
Is this a quiz?
Your mum, at the market, I met.
At the market I bought lots of food
At the market I bought lots of food
Seeing all the goodies lifted my mood
At the market I bought lots of food
Seeing all the goodies lifted my mood
Plenty of food and veg
At the market I bought lots of food
Seeing all the goodies lifted my mood
Plenty of food and veg
Mind you it cost a wedge
At the market I bought lots of food
Seeing all the goodies lifted my mood
Plenty of food and veg
Mind you it cost a wedge
I so didn’t mean to be crude…
At checkout they packaged my goods,
At checkout they packaged my goods
But once at home I noticed some duds
At checkout they packaged my goods
But once home, I noticed some duds
The cabbage was limp
At checkout they packaged my goods
But once home, I noticed some duds
The cabbage was limp
With the portions, they did scrimp