After the circus, I went on to the zoo
Took the bus, route twenty-two
Paid £5 to go in
Which I took on the chin
After the cicus, I went on to the zoo
Took the bus, route twenty-two
Paid £5 to go in
Which I took on the chin
Then trod in some elephant poo! 
Forgive me if I appear rude
Forgive me if I appear rude
I sometimes find it hard to be good
Forgive me if I appear rude
I sometimes find it hard to be good
Not me, I’m good all the time https://www.picgifs.com/emoticons/smileys-and-emoticons/whistling/smileys-whistling-823718.gif
Forgive me if I appear rude
I sometimes find it hard to be good
Not me, I’m good all the time
Good, coz being bad is a crime
Forgive me if I appear rude
I sometimes find it hard to be good
Not me, I’m good all the time
Good, coz being bad is a crime
Especially if involved in a feud.
The weather is about to change
The weather is about to change
And me dogs gone down with mange
The weather is about to change
And me dogs gone down with mange
It’s wet and it’s cold
The weather is about to change
And me dogs gone down with mange
It’s wet and it’s cold
That’s what i’ve been told
The weather is about to change
And me dogs gone down with mange
It’s wet and it’s cold
That’s what i’ve been told
So turn up the gas on the range
Looks like we are due for more snow
Looks like we are due for more snow
Do you think the forecasters know?
Looks like we are due for more snow
Do you think the forecasters know?
I think they don’t
Looks like we are due for more snow
Do you think the forecasters know?
I think they don’t
And they’re not alone
Nope. That’s rubbish Judd!
http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/no/t2642.gif
Since when has “Alone” rhymed with “Don’t”?
If you can find a word that rhymes with don’t apart from won’t be my guest. Try and parse that into a verse. See if you can find one that rhymes with orange while you’re at it. 
So how about . . .
Looks like we are due for more snow
Do you think the forecasters know?
I think they don’t
And snow it won’t
So out for the day you can go.
(Blows raspberry at Judd). 
At the opera a fine lady sat
Nice one Mups 
At the opera a fine lady sat
Needed two seats 'cos she’s fat
At the opera a fine lady sat
Needed two seats 'cos she’s fat
Opera glasses in her hand
At the opera a fine lady sat
Needed two seats 'cos she’s fat
Opera glasses in her hand
The singer was quite grand
Touché 