Romeo went out on the town in his dress
And in this garb he called himself Tess
Romeo went out on the town in his dress
And in this garb he called himself Tess
More transvestite than LGBT
Romeo went out on the town in his dress
And in this garb he called himself Tess
More transvestite than LGBT
Was Romeo a she or a he
Romeo went out on the town in his dress
And in this garb he called himself Tess
More transvestite than LGBT
Was Romeo a she or a he
I think that is anyone’s guess
At last Romeo found a nice girl
At last Romeo found a nice girl
Whom he thought was out of this world
At last Romeo found a nice girl
Whom he thought was out of this world
She made his heart flutter
At last Romeo found a nice girl
Whom he thought was out of this world
She made his heart flutter
But, in reality, came from the gutter
At last Romeo found a nice girl
Whom he thought was out of this world
She made his heart flutter
But, in reality, came from the gutter
But he thought he’d give her a twirl
It turned out the girl was already wed
It turned out the girl was already wed
Romeo didn’t even get to take her to bed
It turned out the girl was already wed
Romeo didn’t even get to take her to bed
With the size of her husband, a good job too
It turned out the girl was already wed
Romeo didn’t even get to take her to bed
With the size of her husband, a good job too
And Romeo was not brave - between me and you
It turned out the girl was already wed
Romeo didn’t even get to take her to bed
With the size of her husband, a good job too
And Romeo was not brave - between me and you
And was far too easily led.
So why do life’s romances rarely work out
So why do life’s romances rarely work out
Cos folks fall out of love no doubt
So why do life’s romances rarely work out
Cos folks fall out of love no doubt
But that is so sad
So why do life’s romances rarely work out
Cos folks fall out of love no doubt
But that is so sad
When it all goes bad
So why do life’s romances rarely work out
Cos folks fall out of love no doubt
But that is so sad
When it all goes bad
Especially when they scream and shout.
You are very lucky if you find Mr Right
You are lucky if you find Mr Right
So love him by day and all night
You are lucky if you find Mr Right
So love him by day and all night
For better for worse