Limerick (Part 4)

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I think I need a doctor
Said old Mr. Proctor

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I think I need a doctor
Said old Mr. Proctor
My bunions hurt

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I think I need a doctor
Said old Mr. Proctor
My bunions hurt
And it’s making me curt

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I think I need a doctor
Said old Mr. Proctor
My bunions hurt
And it’s making me curt
I wish I had a helicopter.

Today’s not the day to fly a kite

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Today’s not the day to fly a kite
The lack of wind makes it not quite right

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Today’s not the day to fly a kite
The lack of wind makes it not quite right
I may go for a walk instead

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Today’s not the day to fly a kite
The lack of wind makes it not quite right
I may go for a walk instead
After which I will get fed

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Today’s not the day to fly a kite
The lack of wind makes it not quite right
I may go for a walk instead
After which I will get fed
Then settle down for the night.

I think I’ll choose a book to read

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I think I ll choose a book to read
But first i.ll pour a glass of mead

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I think I ll choose a book to read
But first i.ll pour a glass of mead
Which book do you fancy may I ask?

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I think I ll choose a book to read
But first i.ll pour a glass of mead
Which book do you fancy may I ask?
One about a Scottish lass

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I think I ll choose a book to read
But first i.ll pour a glass of mead
Which book do you fancy may I ask?
One about a Scottish lass
“Miss Jean Brodie” must surely take the lead.

She was a woman in her prime

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She was a woman in her prime
I recall the movie back in time,

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She was a woman in her prime
I recall the movie back in time,
Her little girls were the “creme:de la creme”

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She was a woman in her prime
I recall the movie back in time,
Her pupils were the “creme:de la creme”
Each morning singing a little hymn,

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She was a woman in her prime
I recall the movie back in time,
Her pupils were the “creme:de la creme”
Each morning singing a little hymn,
She certainly was a teacher sublime.

Tonight, will it be white or red?

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Tonight, will it be white or red?
It’ll be a nightcap before going to bed

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Tonight, will it be white or red?
It’ll be a nightcap before going to bed
I love my Bailey’s,

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Tonight, will it be white or red?
It’ll be a nightcap before going to bed
I love my Bailey’s,
I’ve not had that lately

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Tonight, will it be white or red?
It’ll be a nightcap before going to bed
I love my Bailey’s,
I’ve not had that lately
Going cheap in Asda, so it is said!

Do you wish you could fly to the moon?