Limerick (Part 4)

Do you wish you could fly to the moon?
I’d love to go and go quite soon

Do you wish you could fly to the moon?
I’d love to go and go quite soon
Not me, not on your life,

Do you wish you could fly to the moon?
I’d love to go and go quite soon
I don’t really believe it’s been done before

Do you wish you could fly to the moon?
I’d love to go and go quite soon
I don’t really believe it’s been done before
It’ll take so long our bums will be sore

Do you wish you could fly to the moon?
I’d love to go and go quite soon
I don’t really believe it’s been done before
It’ll take so long our bums will be sore
I’m putting my name down and hoping for June.

I’d like to travel to some far away place

I’d like to travel to some far away place
Some sun, sea and s…and would be just ace

I’d like to travel to some far away place
Some sun, sea and s…and would be just ace
Sand in your bum? not so sure

I’d like to travel to some far away place
Some sun, sea and s…and would be just ace
Sand in your bum? not so sure
That’s soreness that has no cure

I’d like to travel to some far away place
Some sun, sea and s… would be ace
Sand in your bum? not so sure
That’s soreness that has no cure
Just need to feel sun on my face.

There once was a clown called Pete

There once was a clown called Pete
You should see the size of his feet

There once was a clown called Pete
You should see the size of his feet
His toes curled up at the end

There once was a clown called Pete
You should see the size of his feet
His toes curled up at the end
His shoes he needed to mend

There once was a clown called Pete
You should see the size of his feet
His toes curled up at the end
His shoes he needed to mend
And his large nose was red with the heat.

His wife was the woman on trapeze

His wife was the woman on trapeze
She flies through the air with ease

His wife was the woman on trapeze
She flies through the air with ease
Forward and backward swings she

His wife was the woman on trapeze
She flies through the air with ease
Forward and backward swings she
Performing her act with great glee

His wife was the woman on trapeze
She flies through the air with ease
Forward and backward swings she
Performing her act with great glee
As the audience she tried to appease.

Poor clown - his wife loved the ringmaster

Poor clown - his wife loved the ringmaster
Who knew how to make her heart beat faster

Poor clown - his wife loved the ringmaster
Who knew how to make her heart beat faster
The clown he still loved her so badly

Poor clown - his wife loved the ringmaster
Who knew how to make her heart beat faster
The clown he still loved her so badly
But she loved another, sadly