Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
4421

Anyone know where she’s off to?
She seems to be heading for Crewe
In quite some pain
She limped on in vain
When she gets there, what will she do?

She may go to A and E

4422

She may go to A and E
After she’s had a cup of tea

4423

She may go to A and E
After she’s had a cup of tea
She may have a long wait

4424

She may go to A and E
After she’s had a cup of tea
She may have a long wait
Waiting for hours she’ll hate

4425

She may go to A and E
After she’s had a cup of tea
She may have a long wait
Waiting for hours she’ll hate
But she’ll hopefully get help for her knee.

Home she’ll go and put up her feet

4426

Home she’ll go and put up her feet
Have another cuppa, hot and sweet

4427

Home she’ll go and put up her feet
Have another cuppa, hot and sweet
Put on her favourite show,

4428

Home she’ll go and put up her feet
Have another cuppa, hot and sweet
Put on her favourite show,
The pain in her knee would soon go

4429

Home she’ll go and put up her feet
Have another cuppa, hot and sweet
Put on her favourite show,
Pour a glass of Pinot Grigio

4430

Home she’ll go and put up her feet
Have another cuppa, hot and sweet
Put on her favourite show,
Pour a glass of Pinot Grigio
Sounds good perhaps we should meet

We seem to have found a new friend,

4431

We seem to have found a new friend,
That’s good, a greeting we can send

4432

We seem to have found a new friend,
That’s good, a greeting we can send
Quite so, please begin,

4433

We seem to have found a new friend,
That’s good, a greeting we can send
Quite so, please begin,
“After you” says I with a grin

4434

We seem to have found a new friend,
That’s good, a greeting we can send
Quite so, please begin,
“After you” says I with a grin
“Okay”, as my greeting I penned.

Shall I post, or shall I e-mail?

4435

Shall I post, or shall I e-mail?
I’ll take it for you said the snail

4436

Shall I post, or shall I e-mail?
I’ll take it for you said the snail
Do you have a stamp?

4437

Shall I post, or shall I e-mail?
I’ll take it for you said the snail
Do you have a stamp?
Aye, but it’s a bit damp

4438

Glue it and we’ll send it by rail

4439

Shall I post, or shall I e-mail?
I’ll take it for you said the snail
Do you have a stamp?
Aye, but it’s a bit damp
Glue it and we’ll send it by rail

I think I need a doctor

4440

Sorry LQ, can’t think of a rhyming word with that . . . :frowning:
I’ll see if anyone else can.