When Martha gave her dog a big bone
he was so excited, he made a big groan
His eyes lit up, and he took it outside
It kept him busy as Martha spied
On a neighbour who was busy on his phone.
I have an urgent call to make
I have an urgent call to make
I don’t know how long it will take
I have an urgent call to make
I don’t know how long it will take
It needs to be sorted soon
I have an urgent call to make
I don’t know how long it will take
It needs to be sorted soon
So I’ll make that call before noon
I have an urgent call to make
I don’t know how long it will take
It needs to be sorted soon
So I’ll make that call before noon
Then I can relax and eat cake.
There was an old lady from Hyde
There was an old lady from Hyde
Who took a scooter out for a ride
There was an old lady from Hyde
Who took a scooter out for a ride
She crashed into a tree
There was an old lady from Hyde
Who took a scooter out for a ride
She crashed into a tree
And, called out for me
There was an old lady from Hyde
Who took a scooter out for a ride
She crashed into a tree
And, called out for me
But sadly it was too late, she died!
A young lady went out for a jog
A young lady went out for a jog
Found herself caught in a bog
A young lady went out for a jog
Found herself caught in a bog
She couldn’t break free
A young lady went out for a jog
Found herself caught in a bog
She couldn’t break free
And shouted " It’s my knee ".
A young lady went out for a jog
Found herself caught in a bog
She couldn’t break free
And shouted " It’s my knee"
“I’ll be OK if I can just reach that log”.
She managed to rest for a while
She managed to rest for a while
Sitting on a nearby stile
She managed to rest for a while
Sitting on a nearby stile
Till she got her breath
She managed to rest for a while
Sitting on a nearby stile
Till she got her breath
Not afraid of death
She managed to rest for a while
Sitting on a nearby stile
Till she got her breath
Not afraid of death
Then continued for another mile…
Anyone know where she’s off to?
Anyone know where she’s off to?
She seems to be heading for Crewe
Anyone know where she’s off to?
She seems to be heading for Crewe
In quite some pain
Anyone know where she’s off to?
She seems to be heading for Crewe
In quite some pain
She limped on in vain