Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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Have you heard about the birds and the bees?
No I haven’t, pray tell me please
I thought you might know
And some knowledge bestow
So tell us Judd, if you please. :lol:

“I do feel my age”, the old man said

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I do feel my age", the old man said
Is it physical, or just in my head?

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I do feel my age", the old man said
Is it physical, or just in my head?
You’re as old as you feel

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I do feel my age, the old man said
Is it physical, or just in my head?
You’re as old as you feel
But it does hurt to kneel

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I do feel my age, the old man said
Is it physical, or just in my head?
You’re as old as you feel
But it does hurt to kneel
Although I’m still active in bed!!!

I once took a trip down to Kent

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I once took a trip down to Kent
On a very fast train I went

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I once took a trip down to Kent
On a very fast train I went
When I got to the coast

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I once took a trip down to Kent
On a very fast train I went
When I got to the coast
I had tea and toast

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I once took a trip down to Kent
On a very fast train I went
When I got to the coast
I had tea and toast
And then some postcards I sent.

Thereafter I got back on the train

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Thereafter I got back on the train
I was glad to be out of the rain

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Thereafter I got back on the train
I was glad to be out of the rain
Once back in Glasgow

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Thereafter I got back on the train
I was glad to be out of the rain
Once back in Glasgow
Straight home I go

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Thereafter I got back on the train
I was glad to be out of the rain
Once back in Glasgow
Straight home I go
Thinking my journey may have been in vain.

Tomorrow I may just stay at home

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Tomorrow I may just stay at home
Stay in PJs and not pick up a comb

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Tomorrow I may just stay at home
Stay in PJs and not pick up a comb
I may watch some TV

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Tomorrow I may just stay at home
Stay in PJs and not pick up a comb
I may watch some TV
Eat ice cream for tea

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Tomorrow I may just stay at home
Stay in PJs and not pick up a comb
I may watch some TV
Eat ice cream for tea
And think shall I ever again roam?

I’m thinking of starting a diet

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I’m thinking of starting a diet
Don’t tell anyone just keep quiet

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I’m thinking of starting a diet
Don’t tell anyone just keep quiet
Which one are you trying?

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I’m thinking of starting a diet
Don’t tell anone just keep quiet
Which one are you trying?
There are two which are vying