He felt he was the bees’ knees
And would give all the ladies a squeeze
Full of confidence was he
And as fit as a flea
But chasing the girls made him wheeze.
A mountaineer got to the top
A mountaineer got to the top
It was so quiet, you could hear a pin drop
A mountaineer got to the top
It was so quiet, you could hear a pin drop
He left a note, “I woz here”
A mountaineer got to the top
It was so quiet, you could hear a pin drop
He left a note sayin’ “I woz here”
“But now I’ve gone down to celebrate with a beer”
A mountaineer got to the top
It was so quiet, you could hear a pin drop
He left a note sayin’ “I woz here”
“But now I’ve gone down to celebrate with a beer”
I might do it again, can’t seem to stop.
He thought he would try deep sea diving
He thought he would try deep sea diving
As his sense of adventure was thriving
He thought he would try deep sea diving
As his sense of adventure was thriving
So he bought all the gear
He thought he would try deep sea diving
As his sense of adventure was thriving
So he bought all the gear
Then fell over a weir
He thought he would try deep sea diving
As his sense of adventure was thriving
So he bought all the gear
Then fell over a weir
He should stick to dry land and try driving.
A lady I once knew liked to knit
A lady I once knew liked to knit
But nothing she made seemed to fit
A lady I once knew liked to knit
But nothing she made seemed to fit
Either too big or too small
A lady I once knew liked to knit
But nothing she made seemed to fit
Either too big or too small
She had success with a shawl
A lady I once knew liked to knit
But nothing she made seemed to fit
Either too big or too small
She had success with a shawl
After which she decided to quit.
Perhaps I should try sewing, thought she
Perhaps I should try sewing, thought she
How hard can it possibly be?
Perhaps I should try sewing, thought she
How hard can it possibly be?
Different stitches to master
Perhaps I should try sewing, thought she
How hard can it possibly be?
Different stitches to master
Could end in disaster
Perhaps I should try sewing, thought she
How hard can it possibly be?
Different stitches to master
Could end in disaster
I might try and join a sewing bee.
Have you heard about the birds and bees?
Have you heard about the birds and bees?
No I haven’t, pray tell me please
Have you heard about the birds and bees?
No I haven’t, pray tell me please
I thought you might know
Have you heard about the birds and bees?
No I haven’t, pray tell me please
I thought you might know
And some knowledge bestow