I once knew a lady called Tango
She was always eating a mango
Oft’ times for a change,
I once knew a lady called Tango
She was always eating a mango
Oft’ times for a change,
Ohhh, isn’t that strange?
Edited - oops too late
I once knew a lady called Tango
She was always eating a mango
Oft’ times for a change,
Ohhh, isn’t that strange?
She’d go and do the fandango
No work tomorrow so can stay in bed
No work tomorrow so can stay in bed
But surely you’ll get up if only to be fed?
No work tomorrow so can stay in bed
But surely you’ll get up if only to be fed?
I can hear him snoring, right down here
No work tomorrow so can stay in bed
But surely you’ll get up if only to be fed?
I can hear him snoring, right down here
I can hear him too, loud and clear
No work tomorrow so can stay in bed
But surely you’ll get up if only to be fed?
I can hear him snoring, right down here
I can hear him too, loud and clear
“Why didn’t someone wake me”? he eventually said.
Early to bed and early to rise
Early to bed and early to rise
That’s what makes me so very wise
Early to bed and early to rise
That’s what makes me so very wise
In this way I’m always at my best
Early to bed and early to rise
That’s what makes me so very wise
In this way I’m always at my best
I function better with plenty of rest
Early to bed and early to rise
That’s what makes me so very wise
In this way I’m always at my best
I function better with plenty of rest
And it stops me eating too many pies.
There was an Adonis from Bude
There was an Adonis from Bude
About whom others could be quite rude
There was an Adonis from Bude
About whom others could be quite rude
He took it on the chin
There was an Adonis from Bude
About whom others could be quite rude
He took it on the chin
And maintained a big grin
There was an Adonis from Bude
About whom others could be quite rude
He took it on the chin
And maintained a big grin
As only this Adonis could.
He felt he was the bees’ knees
He felt he was the bees’ knees
And would give all the ladies a squeeze
He felt he was the bees’ knees
And would give all the ladies a squeeze
Full of confidence was he
He felt he was the bees’ knees
And would give all the ladies a squeeze
Full of confidence was he
And as fit as a flea