I must mind my p’s and q’s
Or else you may light a fuse,
With caution I’ll proceed
Far be it me to intercede
I must mind my p’s and q’s
Or else you may light a fuse,
With caution I’ll proceed
Far be it me to intercede
Och go on, I wouldn’t mind your views.
I once knew a woman called Flo
I once knew a woman called Flo
My fondness for whom did grow
I once knew a woman called Flo
My fondness for whom did grow
Did you have a kiss?
I once knew a woman called Flo
My fondness for whom did grow
Did you have a kiss?
Yes and 'twas pure bliss,
I once knew a woman called Flo
My fondness for whom did grow
Did you have a kiss?
Yes and 'twas pure bliss,
But she cheated, much to my woe.
Where will I find someone new?
Where will I find someone new?
Careful, you don’t want a shrew
Where will I find someone new?
Careful, you don’t want a shrew
try online, it is just fine
Where will I find someone new?
Careful, you don’t want a shrew
try online, it is just fine
Will I find someone to be mine?
Where will I find someone new?
Careful, you don’t want a shrew
try online, it is just fine
Will I find someone to be mine?
If not, I think Mups will do. 
Where will I find someone new?
Careful, you don’t want a shrew
Tryh online, it is just fine
Will I find someone to be mine
Dunno, but good luck to you. 
There was an old gipsy from Wen
There was an old gipsy from Wen
On a slow train to Bristol and then
what are you doing man? 
And I’d already completed the last one before you clod-hopped in.
So you had. 
beg your pardon sir. Grovel . . grovel. 
'Ere, just looked. What do you mean ‘Mups will do?’ Last Tango’s a lady!
I’ll have you know I’m not that way inclined thank you very much!
I’m all of a muddle now, where we up to?
Here: Get on with it woman.
There was an old gipsy from Wen
On a slow train to Bristol and then
:roll: tut tut. .
There was an old gipsy from Wen
On a slow train to Bristol and then
The train ground to a halt
There was an old gipsy from Wen
On a slow train to Bristol and then
The train ground to a halt
But 'twas nobody’s fault
Ere, just looked. What do you mean ‘Mups will do?’ Last Tango’s a lady!
I’ll have you know I’m not that way inclined thank you very much!
I always remember my French teacher saying that whilst all ladies were women, not all women were ladies so thank you for your kind observation.
There was an old gipsy from Wen
On a slow train to Bristol and then
The train ground to a halt
But 'twas nobody’s fault
And she managed to get it started again.
I once knew a lady called Tango
I once knew a lady called Tango
She was always eating a mango