Limerick (Part 4)

Last_Tango · 22 February 2018 05:19

I’m thinking of starting a diet
Don’t tell anone just keep quiet
Which one are you trying?
There are two which are vying
Both of which would cause my OH to riot.

Perhaps instead I could cut down

Leia · 22 February 2018 07:29

Perhaps instead I could cut down
If you can’t you’re going to frown

Mups · 22 February 2018 09:57

Perhaps instead I could cut down
If you can’t you’re going to frown
Yu could leave off biccy’s and cake

Last_Tango · 22 February 2018 11:39

Perhaps instead I could cut down
If you can’t you’re going to frown
Yu could leave off biccy’s and cake
And could learn less dinner to take

Leia · 22 February 2018 12:45

Perhaps instead I could cut down
If you can’t you’re going to frown
Yu could leave off biccy’s and cake
And could learn less dinner to take
You’ll soon be slim and out on the town.

I’m decorating but which room to start

Last_Tango · 22 February 2018 18:05

I’m decorating but which room to start
Are we about to see some works of art?

Judd · 22 February 2018 18:20

I’m decorating but which room to start
Are we about to see some works of art?
Or just magnolia walls?

GillyT · 22 February 2018 18:45

I’m decorating but which room to start
Are we about to see some works of art?
Or just magnolia walls?
They’re boring old has-been calls

Mups · 22 February 2018 23:34

I’m decorating but which room to start
Are we about to see some works of art?
Or just magnolia walls?
They’re boring old has-been calls
With old stuff I will have to part.

Sometimes our life can be frought

Last_Tango · 23 February 2018 02:57

Sometimes our life can be frought
Should I take action, or should I not?

Leia · 23 February 2018 15:11

Sometimes our life can be frought
Should I take action, or should I not?
De-stress your mind

Last_Tango · 23 February 2018 16:13

Sometimes our life can be frought
Should I take action, or should I not?
De-stress your mind
And try to unwind

Judd · 23 February 2018 22:39

Sometimes our life can be frought
Should I take action, or should I not?
De-stress your mind
And try to unwind
And have some of the gin you just bought

Judd · 23 February 2018 22:40

Have been to the farm shop today

Mups · 23 February 2018 23:04

Have been to the farm shop today
It’s Friday, so I had my pay

Last_Tango · 24 February 2018 00:58

Have been to the farm shop today
It’s Friday, so I had my pay
I bought lots of fresh food

Leia · 24 February 2018 06:43

Have been to the farm shop today
It’s Friday, so I had my pay
I bought lots of fresh food
I was sure in the mood

Tezza · 24 February 2018 13:19

Have been to the farm shop today
It’s Friday, so I had my pay
I bought lots of fresh food
I was sure in the mood
And everything seems just okay

A man in the street said hello

Leia · 24 February 2018 15:36

A man in the street said hello
His coat was a very bright yellow

Last_Tango · 24 February 2018 15:42

A man in the street said hello
His coat was a very bright yellow
His trousers were green