Limerick (Part 4)

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A packet of seeds that I found
In the pound shop for a pound
So I said I’d have three
As the third pack was free

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A packet of seeds that I found
In the pound shop for a pound
So I said I’d have three
As the third pack was free
And there should be enough to go round

Now all I will need is some sun

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Now all I will need is some sun
Watching them grow will be fun

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Now all I will need is some sun
Watching them grow will be fun
Watch out for the bugs

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Now all I will need is some sun
Watching them grow will be fun
Watch out for the bugs
And the owner’s pugs

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Now all I will need is some sun
Watching them grow will be fun
Watch out for the bugs
And the owner’s pugs
No problem. I’ll just get me gun.

Don’t worry I’m having a joke

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Don’t worry I’m having a joke
I was about to give you a poke!

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Don’t worry I’m having a joke
I was about to give you a poke!
Bugs and pugs will be fine
If on my seeds they don’t dine

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Don’t worry I’m having a joke
I was about to give you a poke!
Bugs and pugs will be fine
If on my seeds they don’t dine
Joke eh! Tezza is a typical bloke!

I bought some manure for the beds

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I bought some manure for the beds
And some new planks for my sheds

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I bought some manure for the beds
And some new planks for my sheds
So it’s on with the job

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I bought some manure for the beds
And some new planks for my sheds
So it’s on with the job
With some help from Bob

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I bought some manure for the beds
And some new planks for my sheds
So it’s on with the job
With some help from Bob
any complaining and I’ll send you to Fred’s

It is time for the seeds to be sown

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It’s time for the seeds to be sown
Then later, admire what I’ve grown

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It’s time for the seeds to be sown
Then later, admire what I’ve grown
Tell my mom “come see”

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It’s time for the seeds to be sown
Then later, admire what I’ve grown
Tell my mom “come see
What’s been grown by me”

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It’s time for the seeds to be sown
Then later, admire what I’ve grown
Tell my mom “come see
What’s been grown by me”
And help me get the grass mown.

I bought red roses for Valentines Day

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I bought red roses for Valentines Day
And an arm and a leg I did pay

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I bought red roses for Valentine’s Day
And an arm and a leg I did pay
But I do aim to please

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I bought red roses for Valentine’s Day
And an arm and a leg I did pay
But I do aim to please
You are such a tease