I bought red roses for Valentine’s Day
And an arm and a leg I did pay
But I do aim to please
You are such a tease
They might have been cheaper on Ebay!
What can I give up for Lent?
What can I give up for Lent?
Sleeping outside in a tent ?
What can I give up for Lent?
Sleeping outside in a tent ?
Good idea, it’s so cold
What can I give up for Lent?
Sleeping outside in a tent ?
Good idea, it’s so cold
You’ll just have to be bold
What can I give up for Lent?
Sleeping outside in a tent ?
Good idea, it’s so cold
You’ll just have to be bold
But you’ll still have to pay your rent.
How about giving up cake?
How about giving up cake?
No chance I do like to bake
How about giving up cake?
No chance I do like to bake
I could give up red wine?
How about giving up cake?
No chance I do like to bake
I could give up red wine?
But what would I drink when I dine?
How about giving up cake?
No chance I do like to bake
I could give up red wine?
But what would I drink when I dine?
You’d just have to clean the lawn with a rake.
The old man cooked his favourite meal
What?
My thoughts too LT 
How about giving up cake?
No chance I do like to bake
I could give up red wine?
But what would I drink when I dine?
Non-alcoholic for Lent’s sake.
The Spring will soon be here
The Spring will soon be here
Not soon enough I fear
The Spring will soon be here
Not soon enough I fear
Be patient, it’s not far away
The Spring will soon be here
Not soon enough I fear
Be patient, it’s not far away
How I long for a warm, sunny day
The Spring will soon be here
Not soon enough I fear
Be patient, it’s not far away
How I long for a warm, sunny day
When it comes you give a big cheer
Today was icy and cold
Today was icy and cold
Below freezing, I am told
Today was icy and cold
Below freezing, I am told
Here in Scotland it was quite wet
Today was icy and cold
Below freezing, I am told
Here in Scotland it was quite wet
Not reached here, well not yet