The gardener was digging a hole
He was going to plant a beanpole
His spade hit a stone
He heard the gnome moan
The gardener had scored a home goal
The mole in the lawn was upset
The mole in the lawn was upset
He’d just discovered a badger’s sett
The mole in the lawn was upset
He’d just discovered a badger’s sett
It had tunnels galore
The mole in the lawn was upset
He’d just discovered a badger’s sett
It had tunnels galore
Should he make one more?
The mole in the lawn was upset
He’d just discovered a badger’s sett
It had tunnels galore
Should he make one more?
The worry was making him fret.
Mowing the lawn in the rain
Mowing the lawn in the rain
Not electric plugged in the main?
Mowing the lawn in the rain
Not electric plugged in the main?
Glad you’re using gas
Mowing the lawn in the rain
Not electric plugged in the main?
Glad you’re using gas
To cut the grass
Mowing the lawn in the rain
Not electric plugged in the main?
Glad you’re using gas
To cut the grass
But weeding will still be a pain
My flowers are starting to grow
My flowers are starting to grow
It makes me feel all a-glow
My flowers are starting to grow
It makes me feel all a-glow
The greens and the reds
My flowers are starting to grow
It makes me feel all a-glow
The greens and the reds
Are showing in the beds
My flowers are starting to grow
It makes me feel all a-glow
The greens and the reds
Are showing in the beds
Despite the odd shower if snow
The park Ranger was a helluva guy
The park Ranger was a helluva guy
Always found time to say Hi
The park Ranger was a helluva guy
Always found time to say Hi
He’d kiss all the girls
The park Ranger was a helluva guy
Always found time to say Hi
He’d kiss all the girls
And give a few twirls
The park Ranger was a helluva guy
Always found time to say Hi
He’d kiss all the girls
And give a few twirls
Then mince off with one hand held high
My wheelbarrow’s starting to squeak
Haha! Brilliant Tezza!
Mr wheelbarrow’s starting to squeak
So I gave the underside a quick peek
Mr wheelbarrow’s starting to squeak
So I gave the underside a quick peek
So out came the grease