Limerick (Part 4)

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I once went to London by plane
I arrived smelling sweet and was sane

4022

I once went to London by plane
I arrived smelling sweet and was sane
I went to Hyde Park

4023

I once went to London by plane
I arrived smelling sweet and was sane
I went to Hyde Park
But it quickly got dark

4024

I once went to London by plane
I arrived smelling sweet and was sane
I went to Hyde Park
But it quickly got dark
So I turned round and went home again

4025

Caught a train back to my home

4026

Caught a train back to my home
And decided I’d no longer roam

4027

Caught a train back to my home
And decided I’d no longer roam
There are nice things to see

4028

Caught a train back to my home
And decided I’d no longer roam
There are nice things to see
At home on TV

4029

Caught a train back to my home
And decided I’d no longer roam
There are nice things to see
At home on TV
And check on my garden gnome.

There was a gnome sat under a tree

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There was a gnome sat under a tree
Until unfortunately he got stung by a bee

4031

There was a gnome sat under a tree
Until unfortunately he got stung by a bee
Along came the queen

4032

There was a gnome sat under a tree
Until unfortunately he got stung by a bee
Along came the queen
Who was a bit mean

4033

There was a gnome sat under a tree
Until unfortunately he got stung by a bee
Along came the queen
Who was a bit mean
Tied him up so he couldn’t break free.

Poor gnome was in pain and in tears

4034

Poor gnome was in pain and in tears
Hadn’t sobbed so much for years

4035

Poor gnome was in pain and in tears
Hadn’t sobbed so much for years
His eyes were so sore

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Poor gnome was in pain and in tears
Hadn’t sobbed so much for years
His eyes were so sore
He couldn’t take much more

4037

Poor gnome was in pain and in tears
Hadn’t sobbed so much for years
His eyes were so sore
He couldn’t take much more
So he sunk back a couple of beers.

The gardener was digging a hole

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The gardener was digging a hole
He was going to plant a beanpole

4039

The gardener was digging a hole
He was going to plant a beanpole
His spade hit a stone

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The gardener was digging a hole
He was going to plant a beanpole
His spade hit a stone
He heard the gnome moan