Limerick (Part 4)

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But Bert the worm wriggled away
And hid unerneath some hay

4002

But Bert the worm wriggled away
And hid underneath some hay
And there he stayed

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But Bert the worm wriggled away
And hid underneath some hay
And there he stayed
And slowly decayed

4004

But Bert the worm wriggled away
And hid underneath some hay
And there he stayed
And slowly decayed
Eventually passing away on Friday.

The poor crow was stricken with grief

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The poor crow was stricken with grief
As someone had called him a thief

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The poor crow was stricken with grief
As someone had called him a thief
I’m not guilty, said he

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The poor crow was stricken with grief
As someone had called him a thief
I’m not guilty, said he
Law abiding that’s me

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The poor crow was stricken with grief
As someone had called him a thief
I’m not guilty, said he
Law abiding that’s me
To think otherwise beggars belief.

I’ve always been a good crow

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I’ve always been a good crow
Never done wrong don’t you know

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I’ve always been a good crow
Never done wrong don’t you know
I like to be good

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I’ve always been a good crow
Never done wrong don’t you know
I like to be good
Like all crows should

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I’ve always been a good crow
Never done wrong don’t you know
I like to be good
Like all crows should
When I die, I won’t go down below.

I once dreamt I was eating my shoe

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I once dreamt I was eating my shoe
When I woke up i found it was true

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I once dreamt I was eating my shoe
When I woke up i found it was true
All that was left was the lace

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I once dreamt I was eating my shoe
When I woke up i found it was true
All that was left was the lace
Which I stuffed in my face

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I once dreamt I was eating my shoe
When I woke up i found it was true
All that was left was the lace
Which I stuffed in my face
The remainder should come out in my poo.

I do love to go on the train

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I do love to go on the train
A seat in first class keeps me sane

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I do love to go on the train
A seat in first class keeps me sane
A wee bit pricey for me

4019

I do love to go on the train
A seat in first class keeps me sane
A wee bit pricey for me
Luxury doesn’t come free

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I do love to go on the train
A seat in first class keeps me sane
A wee bit pricey for me
Luxury doesn’t come free
And the cost can be such a pain.

I once went to London by plane