Limerick (Part 4)

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There was a young man who liked quiz nights
Because he liked to go wearing his tights

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There was a young man who liked quiz nights
Because he liked to go wearing his tights
He was sure nobody knew

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There was a young man who liked quiz nights
Because he liked to go wearing his tights
He was sure nobody knew
Till he went to the loo

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There was a young man who liked quiz nights
Because he liked to go wearing his tights
He was sure nobody knew
Till he went to the loo
And someone switched on the lights.

The Nightingale said to the Crow

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The Nightingale said to the Crow
My, but you have a big toe

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The Nightingale said to the Crow
My, but you have a big toe
Even the small one is big

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The Nightingale said to the Crow
My, but you have a big toe
Even the small one is big
It must be hard to jig

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The Nightingale said to the Crow
My, but you have a big toe
Even the small one is big
It must be hard to jig
Perhaps you could put on a show.

So the crow tried to do a dance

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So the crow tried to do a dance
But with his big toe he hadn’t a chance

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So the crow tried to do a dance
But with his big toe he hadn’t a chance
He fell over his feet

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So the crow tried to do a dance
But with his big toe he hadn’t a chance
He fell over his feet
Which was quite a feat

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So the crow tried to do a dance
But with his big toe he hadn’t a chance
He fell over his feet
Which was quite a feat
He shot the nightingale an evil glance.

The crow flew off his pride was hurt

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The crow flew off, his pride was hurt
Then he saw a worm in the dirt

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The crow flew off, his pride was hurt
Then he saw a big worm in the dirt
That’ll do nicely for tea

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The crow flew off, his pride was hurt
Then he saw a big worm in the dirt
That’ll do nicely for tea
With some gravy, said he

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The crow flew off, his pride was hurt
Then he saw a big worm in the dirt
That’ll do nicely for tea
With some gravy, said he
But crow saved him, and called him Bert. :slight_smile:

So bigger and bigger Bert grew

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So bigger and bigger Bert grew
And soon he was the size of two

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So bigger and bigger Bert grew
And soon he was the size of two
All the girls were goggle-eyed

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So bigger and bigger Bert grew
And soon he was the size of two
Asll the girls were goggle-eyed
And thought he’d be tasty fried

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So bigger and bigger Bert grew
And soon he was the size of two
All the girls were goggle-eyed
And thought he’d be tasty fried
Or tastier dropped in a stew

But Bert the worm wriggled away