She met a young man in the park
Not worried, though it was dark
‘Good evening’ he said
To the lady of red
She met a young man in the park
Not worried, though it was dark
‘Good evening’ he said
To the lady of red
If I kiss you, will your pup bark?
My pup is protective, said she
My pup is protective, said she
But give her a treat and you’ll see
My pup is protective, said she
But give her a treat and you’ll see
She’ll soon be your best friend
My pup is protective, said she
But give her a treat and you’ll see
She’ll soon be your best friend
Perhaps to the very end
My pup is protective, said she
But give her a treat and you’ll see
She’ll soon be your best friend
Perhaps to the very end
And then two will soon become three.
Can two live as cheaply as one?
Can two live as cheaply as one?
I’ll let you know when I move in John
Can two live as cheaply as one?
I’ll let you know when I move in John
We may have to take care
Can two live as cheaply as one?
I’ll let you know when I move in John
We may have to take care
So the cupboard’s not bare
Can two live as cheaply as one?
I’ll let you know when I move in John
We may have to take care
So the cupboard’s not bare
'Cos that wouldn’t be much fun.
How I long for some sun on my skin
How I long for some sun on my skin
The chances of that are thin
How I long for some sun on my skin
The chances of that are thin
We can but dream
How I long for some sun on my skin
The chances of that are thin
We can but dream
And perhaps buy sun cream
How I long for some sun on my skin
The chances of that are thin
We can but dream
And perhaps buy sun cream
As well as a bottle of gin.
There once lived an old man named Fred
How I long for some sun on my skin
The chances of that are thin
We can but dream
And perhaps buy sun cream
Can’t wait to put my thermals in the bin.
There was an old man from the East
Lol, Leia - me too!
Would you like to start another one?
You were first, we’ll go with yours 
There once lived an old man named Fred
He was so tired he stayed in bed
There once lived an old man named Fred
He was so tired he stayed in bed
But on one snowy night
There once lived an old man named Fred
He was so tired he stayed in bed
But on one snowy night
He received a great fright
There once lived an old man named Fred
He was so tired he stayed in bed
But on one snowy night
He received a great fright
He woke up and thought he was dead.
There was a young man who liked quiz nights