There was a young lady from Poole
She liked to play the fool
She’s laugh and she’d giggle
Then walk off with a wiggle
Believing that she was quite cool.
I often think how would it be
I often think how would it be
If you and I could ever agree
I often think how it would be
If you and I could ever agree
Cos it’s best not to row
I often think how it would be
If you and I could ever agree
Cos it’s best not to row
So let’s take a vow
I often think how it would be
If you and I could ever agree
Cos it’s best not to row
So let’s take a vow
How long that lasts we’ll see.
There was a young lady from Wales
There was a young lady from Wales
Who took herself off to the sales
There was a young lady from Wales
Who took herself off to the sales
A bargain she found
There was a young lady from Wales
Who took herself off to the sales
A bargain she found
Reduced to a £pound
There was a young lady from Wales
Who took herself off to the sales
A bargain she found
Reduced to a £pound
It was some polish for her nails
The polish was bright red
The polish was bright red
She stored it right beside her bed
The polish was bright red
She stored it beside her bed
Next to her teeth
The polish was bright red
She stored it beside her bed
Next to her teeth
Affixed with a leash
The polish was bright red
She stored it beside her bed
Next to her teeth
Affixed with a leash
I’m ready for anything she said.
She had a new frock hanging up
She had a new frock hanging up
Full length with a double D cup
She had a new frock hanging up
Full length with a double D cup
Her stilettos were red
She had a new frock hanging up
Full length with a double D cup
Her stilettos were red
Like the hair on her head
She had a new frock hanging up
Full length with a double D cup
Her stilettos were red
Like the hair on her head
She sure turned heads while walking the pup.
She met a young man in the park
She met a young man in the park
Not worried, though it was dark
She met a young man in the park
Not worried, though it was dark
‘Good evening’ he said