I once took a stroll in the hills
Remembered I’d forgotten my pills
So sat down to rest
Discovered an ant’s nest
That didn’t help cure my ills.
I took a train off to the town
I took a train off to the town
Sat opposite a red-faced clown
I took a train off to the town
Sat oppiosite a red-faced clown
With his nose big and red
I took a train off to the town
Sat oppiosite a red-faced clown
With his nose big and red
And a wig on his head
I took a train off to the town
Sat oppiosite a red-faced clown
With his nose big and red
And a wig on his head
And shoes that were blue, red and brown.
He missed his intended stop
He missed his intended stop
And got in a bit of a strop
He missed his intended stop
And got in a bit of a strop
So he halted the train
He missed his intended stop
And got in a bit of a strop
So he halted the train
Wanted off in the rain
He missed his intended stop
And got in a bit of a strop
So he halted the train
Wanted off in the rain
Then somebody called a Cop.
They are forecasting snow next week
They are forecasting snow next week
The weather forecast really looks bleak
They are forecasting snow next week
The weather forecast does looks bleak
Let’s hope it stays bright
They are forecasting snow next week
The weather forecast does looks bleak
Let’s hope it stays bright
Does it’s worst at night
They are forecasting snow next week
The weather forecast does looks bleak
Let’s hope it stays bright
Does it’s worst at night
It’s summer that I really seek
There are something’s that never go right
They are forecasting snow next week
The weather forecast does looks bleak
Let’s hope it stays bright
Does it’s worst at night
It’s the summer that I really seek
There once was a lady from Poole
Why have you started two Tezza?
You are confusing me tonight. 
I’ll go with your first one shall I?
There are some things that never go right
Then upset us or give us a fright
There are some things that never go right
Then upset us or give us a fright
But I can do my best
Whoops. The first one was to long and I should have cancelled it.but it seems okay now.
We forgive you.
There are some things that never go right
Then upset us or give us a fright
But I can do my best
And wear my new vest
There are some things that never go right
Then upset us or give us a fright
But I can do my best
And wear my new vest
Although I may well look a sight
There was a young lady from Poole
There was a young lady from Poole
She liked to play the fool
There was a young lady from Poole
She liked to play the fool
She’s laugh and she’d giggle
Then walk off with a wiggle