This limerick has gone a bit bonkers! 
Can we start again?
Well I don’t mind. It looks like Judd has carried on without realising that a line had been added already, so I thought I would do both !!! However it would probably be less confoosing if just one was used !
Here goes …
When Charles ate baked beans
He really seemed keen
To build up the gasses
When Charles ate baked beans
He really seemed keen
To build up the gasses
At least from what I seen
Sorry blue but the fourth line needs to rhyme with the third line.
When Charles ate baked beans
He really seemed keen
To build up the gasses
But steamed up his glasses
Does any one mind if I sort this out.
When Charles ate a can of baked beans
He had to untighten his jeans
As the build up of gas
That he let out was crass
And he knows what the word phew!! now means
It was one of those days that I hate
It was one of those days that I hate
First, I overslept and was late
(Thank you for sorting the last one Tezza).
It was one of those days that I hate
First, I overslept and I was late
And I missed the first train
Ideally a good limericks lines 1… 2 and 5 should have the same number of syllables (about 8) and 3&4 slightly less. (About 5)
It was one of those days that I hate
First, I overslept and I was late
And I missed the first train
Which was a great pain
It was one of those days that I hate
First, I overslept and I was late
And I missed the train
Which was a great pain,
And didn’t get home till gone eight.
What a glorious sunny morn
What a glorious sunny morn
Stay in, go out, I’m torn
What a glorious sunny morn
Stay in, go out, I’m torn
It does look like rain
What a glorious sunny morn
Stay in, go out, I’m torn
It does look like rain
I’ll surely have pain
What a glorious sunny morn
Stay in, go out, I’m torn
It does look like rain
I’ll surely have pain
And truly wish I wasn’t born…
You have to start the next one BF
You have to start the next one BF
Perhaps she was waiting for a word from Geoff
You have to start the next one BF
Perhaps she was waiting for a word from Geoff
So we’ll carry on without her
You have to start the next one BF
Perhaps she was waiting for a word from Geoff
So we’ll carry on without her
But, why should we bother
You have to start the next one BF
Perhaps she was waiting for a word from Geoff
So we’ll carry on without her
But, why should we bother
Sounds like you’re bored to death!
I knew a young man from Leeds
I knew a young man from Leeds (Sorry for my confusion)
Who was dashing in all his tweeds