Limerick (Part 4)

I’ll just have to rest till it heals
Heating pad between our meals
Then some gentle knee bends
'Til it eventually mends
And then much better it feels.

Oh for a warm summer’s day

Oh for a warm summer’s day
Flowers and the smell of new hay

Oh for a warm summer’s day
Flowers and the smell of new hay
I long to see a blue sky

Oh for a warm summer’s day
Flowers and the smell of new hay
I long to see a blue sky
Dull days make me cry

Oh for a warm summer’s day
Flowers and the smell of new hay
I long to see a blue sky
Dull days make me cry
Oh roll on the month of May.

On the other hand, I do like the month of September

On the other hand, I do like the month of September
Cooler evenings and hot summer days to remember

On the other hand, I do like the month of September
Cooler evenings and hot summer days to remember
Leaves falling from trees

On the other hand, I do like the month of September
Cooler evenings and hot summer days to remember
Leaves falling from trees
Longer skirts 'n chilly knees

On the other hand, I do like the month of September
Cooler evenings and hot summer days to remember
Leaves falling from trees
Longer skirts 'n chilly knees
Either that or back to December

In the summer, we can go swimming

In the summer, we can go swimming
A few of the men, and some of the wimmin

In the summer, we can go swimming
A few of the men, and some of the wimmin
Skinny dippin’ ya know,:mrgreen:

In the summer, we can go swimming
A few of the men, and some of the wimmin
Skinny dippin’ ya know
Is all about SHOW

In the summer, we can go swimming
A few of the men, and some of the wimmin
Skinny dippin’ ya know
Is all about SHOW
Burr I’ll show nowt of mine, no kiddin’ :shock:

When Charles ate baked beans…

When Charles ate bakes beans
He really seemed keen

(Hi Gilly) :slight_smile:

Hiya me owd froot ! Eyes gorra noo laptop !!! :lol:

When Charles ate baked beans…
He near blew off his jeans

When Charles ate baked beans
He really seemed keen
To build up the gasses

When Charles ate baked beans…
He near blew off his jeans
And the noise was ear shatterin’

Well this one’s messed up.

Which one are we using?