Limerick (Part 4)

Tezza · 21 January 2018 16:56

If all the fishes in the sea were men
We’ed Have to go back and start again

Mups · 21 January 2018 22:48

If all the fishes in the sea were men
We’d have to go back and start again
When we went in the sea
they might all have a wee

Last_Tango · 22 January 2018 09:32

If all the fishes in the sea were men
We’d have to go back and start again
When we went in the sea
they might all have a wee
But unfortunately you can’t pull the chain.

Woke up and the snow was away

Tezza · 22 January 2018 09:38

Woke up and the snow was away
So it could be a half decent day

Judd · 22 January 2018 17:48

Woke up and the snow was away
So it could be a half decent day
It ain’t up here

Tezza · 22 January 2018 18:07

Woke up and the snow was away
So it could be a half decent day
It ain’t up here
Oh deary dear

Judd · 24 January 2018 21:53

Woke up and the snow was away
So it could be a half decent day
It ain’t up here
Oh deary dear
The skies are still a dull grey

Judd · 24 January 2018 21:54

Gales damaged my garage last night

wild_blueberry · 24 January 2018 21:55

Gales damaged my garage last night
It was such a messy sight…

Beautiful_Filly · 25 January 2018 17:37

Gales damaged my garage last night
It was such a messy sight…
My car is a mess,

Leia · 25 January 2018 17:40

Gales damaged my garage last night
It was such a messy sight…
My car is a mess,
I’m irate I confess

Beautiful_Filly · 25 January 2018 21:27

Gales damaged my garage last night
It was such a messy sight…
My car is a mess,
I’m irate I confess
Amidst this confusion there’s a light

wild_blueberry · 25 January 2018 22:12

So I start a new one?

I guess I do…

I saw an old lady with a gun

Beautiful_Filly · 25 January 2018 23:53

I saw an old lady with a gun
Said I, stop Madam don’t run

Judd · 26 January 2018 00:00

I saw an old lady with a gun
Said I, stop Madam don’t run
I’m too old to run says she

wild_blueberry · 26 January 2018 00:04

I saw an old lady with a gun
Said I, stop Madam don’t run
I’m too old to run, says she
OUCH, she shot me in the knee…

Last_Tango · 26 January 2018 10:12

I saw an old lady with a gun
Said I, stop Madam don’t run
I’m too old to run, says she
OUCH, she shot me in the knee…
So now going for a walk just ain’t fun.

I’ll just have to rest 'til it heals

wild_blueberry · 26 January 2018 18:24

I’ll just have to rest 'til it heals
Heating pad between our meals

Last_Tango · 26 January 2018 22:48

I’ll just have to rest 'til it heals
Heating pad between our meals
Then some gentle knee bends

Last_Tango · 27 January 2018 10:18

I’ll just have to rest 'til it heals
Heating pad between our meals
Then some gentle knee bends
'Til it eventually mends