Limerick (Part 4)

I knew a young man from Leeds
Who was dashing in all his tweeds
The young ladies were keen

I knew a young man from Leeds
Who was dashing in all his tweeds
The young ladies were keen
And did their best to be seen

I knew a young man from Leeds
Who was dashing in all his tweeds
The young ladies were keen
And did their best to be seen
All wearing their fancy beads…

On the farm I saw a duck and a cow

On the farm I saw a duck and a cow
Closely followed by a goose and a sow

On the farm I saw a duck and a cow
Closely followed by a goose and a sow
Then a duck and her brood

On the farm I saw a duck and a cow
Closely followed by a goose and a sow
Then a duck and her brood
ran off with the food

On the farm I saw a duck and a cow
Closely followed by a goose and a sow
Then a duck and her brood
ran off with the food
Leaving the others hungry for now.

I recently first flew a kite

I recently first flew a kite
Which shot to a very great height

I recently first flew a kite
Which shot to a very great height
My spirit soared also too

I recently first flew a kite
Which shot to a very great height
My spirit soared also too
As my kite around me flew,

I recently first flew a kite
Which shot to a very great height
My spirit soared also too
As my kite around me flew,
We had such a fright that night

Mr Frog lived on a green lily pad

Mr Frog lived on a green lily pad
Dressed so cool in the latest fad

Mr. Frog lived on a green lily pad
Dressed so cool in the lastest fad
He would wash and preen

Mr. Frog lived on a green lily pad
Dressed so cool in the lastest fad
He would wash and preen
A splash of Brut before he’s seen

Mr. Frog lived on a green lily pad
Dressed so cool in the latest fad
He would wash and preen
A splash of Brut before he’s seen
But never a girlfriend he’d had.

The dog sat and stared at the cat

The dog sat and stared at the cat
At first, he though it was a rat

The dog sat and stared at the cat
At first, he thought it was a rat
Suddenly he had a fright

The dog sat and stared at the cat
At first, he thought it was a rat
Suddenly he had a fright
As the cat miaowed with might

The dog sat and stared at the cat
At first, he thought it was a rat
Suddenly he had a fright
As the cat miaowed with might
Poor dog collapsed on the mat.

The cat laughed loud and long

The cat laughed loud and long
While the doggies sung a good song