Limerick (Part 4)

Bin men here tomorrow, you’dbest be on your way
Letting you know you’ll need somewhere else to stay
They’ll be here by dawn

Bin men here tomorrow, you’dbest be on your way
Letting you know you’ll need somewhere else to stay
They’ll be here by dawn
And soon they’ll be Gorn

Bin men here tomorrow, you’dbest be on your way
Letting you know you’ll need somewhere else to stay
They’ll be here by dawn
And soon they’ll be Gorn
Act fast or you’ll be recycled today.

It’s cold so I’m going to make stew

It’s cold so I’m going to make stew
I was thinking the same so me too

It’s cold so I’m going to make stew
I was thinking the same so me too
With dumplings I hope

It’s cold so I’m going to make stew
I was thinking the same so me too
With dumplings I hope
Of course, I’d never say nope

It’s cold so I’m going to make stew
I was thinking the same so me too
With dumplings I hope
Of course, I’d never say nope
And washed down with a glass of home brew!

To follow I’ll have rhubarb tart

To follow I’ll have rhubarb tart
I’ll invite Mary and even Bart

To follow I’ll have rhubarb tart
I’ll invite Mary and even Bart
Will you have custard or cream?

To follow I’ll have rhubarb tart
I’ll invite Mary and even Bart
Will you have custard or cream?
Cream, that’ll taste like a dream

To follow I’ll have rhubarb tart
I’ll invite Mary and even Bart
Will you have custard or cream?
Cream, that’ll taste like a dream
After so much to eat I may f*** !

Is it windy where you are today?

Is it windy where you are today?
I’ll say, it nearly blew me away

Is it windy where you are today?
I’ll say, it nearly blew me away
But it’s much calmer now

Is it windy where you are today?
I’ll say, it nearly blew me away
But it’s much calmer now
it’s knocked over a cow

Is it windy where you are today?
I’ll say, it nearly blew me away
But it’s much calmer now
It’s knocked over a cow
And blew away most of her hay.

A badger stopped to chat with a fox

Is it windy where you are today?
I’ll say, it nearly blew me away
But it’s much calmer now
As we wait for some snow…

A badger stopped to chat with a fox
Foxy liked chatting with badger Brocks

A badger stopped to chat with a fox
Foxy liked chatting with badger Brocks
But the fox he was sly

A badger stopped to chat with a fox
Foxy liked chatting with badger Brocks
But the fox he was sly
Oh, but do tell us why

A badger stopped to chat with a fox
Foxy liked chatting with badger Brocks
But the fox he was sly
Oh, but do tell us why
'Cos he always thinks outside the box.

There once was a young lad from Poole