A young lady came to my door
She was looking forlornly at the floor
A young lady came to my door
She was looking forlornly at the floor
With her head bowed
A young lady came to my door
She was looking forlornly at the floor
With her head bowed
She shouted out loud
A young lady came to my door
She was looking forlornly at the floor
With her head bowed
She shouted out loud
I’ve eaten but I need some more!
Do you have any food to spare?
Do you have any food to spare
Said a man that I met at the fair
Do you have any food to spare
Said a man I met at the fair
Some chips or a sweet
Do you have any food to spare
Said a man I met at the fair
Some chips or a sweet
He needed something to eat
Do you have any food to spare
Said a man I met at the fair
Some chips or a sweet
He needed something to eat
So I gave him a big juicy pear
A pear? Have you nowt better than this?
A pear? Have you nowt better than this
Looks in disgust and says with a hiss
A pear? Have you nowt better than this
Looks in disgust and says with a hiss
I won’t bother if it’s the best you can do
A pear? Have you nowt better than this
Looks in disgust and says with a hiss
I won’t bother if it’s the best you can do
Can I come in? I need the loo 
A pear? Have you nowt better than this
Looks in disgust and says with a hiss
I won’t bother if it’s the best you can do
Can I come in? I need the loo
Don’t tell me, you want a **** 
Well tough, you can’t come in
Well tough, you can’t come in
I’m cold and my coat is thin
Well tough, you can’t come in
I’m cold and my coat is thin
Here’s some cardboard for you to wrap up
Well tough, you can’t come in
I’m cold and my coat is thin
Here’s some cardboard for you to wrap up
And some hot soup for you to sup
Well tough, you can’t come in
I’m cold and my coat is thin
Here’s some cardboard for you to wrap up
And some hot soup for you to sup
Then you can shelter in my bin.
Bin men here tomorrow, you’d best be on your way
Bin men here tomorrow, you’d best be on your way
Letting you know you’ll need somewhere else to stay