Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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I think I have got a bad cold
No man 'flu about I’ve been told
The nose is still sore
And I’m chilled to the core

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I think I have got a bad cold
No man 'flu about I’ve been told
The nose is still sore
And I’m chilled to the core
And feel like I’ve been ten pin bowled

The weather is rubbish right now

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I think I have got a bad cold
No man 'flu about I’ve been told
The nose is still sore
And I ache to my core

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I think I have got a bad cold
No man 'flu about I’ve been told
The nose is still sore
And I ache to my core
Get some Lemsip from wherever it’s sold.

You’ll soon be feeling right as rain

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You’ll soon be feeling right as rain
And like your old self once again

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You’ll soon be feeling right as rain
And like your old self once again
Feeling rough, a thing of the past

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You’ll soon be feeling right as rain
And like your old self once again
Feeling rough, a thing of the past
As your illness aside you cast

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You’ll soon be feeling right as rain
And like your old self once again
Feeling rough, a thing of the past
As your illness aside you cast
No more aches and no more pain.

Holiday brochures arriving with the mail

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Holiday brochures arriving with the mail
Holiday, by air or by sail?

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Holiday brochures arriving with the mail
Holiday, by air or by sail?
I can’t decide where to go

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Holiday brochures arriving with the mail
Holiday, by air or by sail?
I can’t decide where to go
When you do, let us know

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Holiday brochures arriving with the mail
Holiday, by air or by sail?
I can’t decide where to go
When you do, let us know
You’ll have a good time, it cannot fail.

Judd is taking me and Twink

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Judd is taking me and Twink
Is he? That’s what you think

3734

Judd is taking me and Twink
Is he? That’s what you think
Now come on Judd, don’t be mean

3735

Judd is taking me and Twink
Is he? That’s what you think
Now come on Judd, don’t be mean
Where? That remains to be seen

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Judd is taking me and Twink
Is he? That’s what you think
Now come on Judd, don’t be mean
Where? That remains to be seen
He’s dismissed it all in a blink! :slight_smile:

I knew an old lady in Crewe

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I knew an old lady in Crewe
Is she the one who lived in a shoe?

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I knew an old lady in Crewe
Is she the one who lived in a shoe?
No, but she was an old boot

3739

I knew an old lady in Crew
Is she the one who lived in a show?
No, but she was an old boot
But oh, such a hoot

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I knew an old lady in Crew
Is she the one who lived in a shoe
No, but she was an old boot
But oh, such a hoot
But really a silly old moo

A young lady came to my door