Red Riding Hood walked through the wood
To hurry on home she knew she should
But she stopped to speak with a stranger
Red Riding Hood walked through the wood
To hurry on home she knew she should
But she stopped to speak with a stranger
Had no idea that she was in danger
Red Riding Hood walked through the wood
To hurry on home she knew she should
But she stopped to speak with a stranger
Had no idea she was in danger
Till he picked up a big lump of wood! :shock:
(morning Leia) 
What a cold, wet start to the day
Morning Mups
What a cold, wet start to the day
I have to go out, come what may
What a cold, wet start to the day
I have to go out, come what may
But when I return
What a cold, wet start to the day
I have to go out, come what may
But when I return
No more concern
What a cold, wet start to the day
I have to go out, come what may
But when I return
No more concern
I’ll be cosy at home not away
Big Bertha the collosal cow
Big Bertha the collosal cow
With her neighbours had a row
Big Bertha the collosal cow
With her neighbours she had a row
She wanted more grass
Big Bertha the collosal cow
With her neighbours she had a row
She wanted more grass
'Cos she was a greedy lass
Big Bertha the collosal cow
With her neighbours she had a row
She wanted more grass
'Cos she was a greedy lass
And how to share with a Sow.
For tea I fancy some fish
For tea I fancy some fish
Battered with chips, a tasty dish
For tea I fancy some fish
Battered with chips, a tasty dish
Yum, add some mushy peas
For tea I fancy some fish
Battered with chips, a tasty dish
Yum, add some mushy peas
I could eat some of these
For tea I fancy some fish
Battered with chips, a tasty dish
Yum, add some mushy peas
I could eat some of these
And tartare sauce oh so delish!
I’ve never understood bifidus digestivum
I’ve never understood bifidus digestivum
Are those the bacteria good for your tum?
I’ve never understood bifidus digestivum
Are those the bacteria good for your tum?
Yes, they’re in Yakult and Actimel
I’ve never understood bifidus digestivum
Are those the bacteria good for your tum?
Yes, they’re in Yakult and Actimel
So drinking them will keep you well?
I’ve never understood bifidus digestivum
Are those the bacteria good for your tum
Yes, they’re in Yakult and Actimel
So drinking them will keep you well?
Nah, they’ve got to say something to sell.
A donkey and horse shared a field