Limerick (Part 4)

A donkey and horse shared a field
Poor little donkey’s sore hadn’t healed

A donkey and horse shared a field
Poor little donkey’s sore hadn’t healed
So he went to the vet

A donkey and horse shared a field
Poor little donkey’s sore hadn’t healed
So he went to the vet
Who said don’t get it wet

A donkey and horse shared a field
Poor little donkey’s sore hadn’t healed
So he went to the vet
Who said don’t get it wet
But too late his fate was sealed

The donkey got tetanus and died

The donkey got tetanus and died
That’s so sad I nearly cried

The donkey got tetanus and died
That’s so sad I nearly cried
The horse looked around for for old Ned

The donkey got tetanus and died ( ooh that’s horrid Judd):frowning:
That’s so sad I nearly cried
The horse looked around for old Ned
Then sadly trundled off to his bed :cry:

The donkey got tetanus and died
That’s so sad I nearly cried
The horse looked around for old Ned
Then sadly trundled off to his bed
His grief was too much too hide.

Unexpectedly the horse got a new mate

Unexpectedly the horse got a new mate
So he didn’t have to long to wait

A new foal was born

Unexpectedly the horse got a new mate
So he didn’t have to long to wait
A new foal was born

Unexpectedly the horse got a new mate
So he didn’t have to long to wait
A new foal was born
And no longer forlorn

Unexpectedly the horse got a new mate
So he didn’t have to long to wait
A new foal was born
And no longer forlorn
We’ll soon have a herd at this rate

The tortoise and hare had a race

The tortoise and hare had a race
Tortoise couldn’t keep up the pace

The tortoise and hare had a race
Tortoise couldn’t keep up the pace
But hare paused to rest

The tortoise and hare had a race
Tortoise couldn’t keep up the pace
But hare paused to rest
Uh uh, I think I’ve guessed

The tortoise and hare had a race
Tortoise couldn’t keep up the pace
But hare paused to rest
Uh uh, I think I’ve guessed
Slow and steady won hare first place.

There once was a boy who cried wolf

Nope? Can’t think of anything rhymes with Wolf?
Think I’ll leave this to our Tezza … :slight_smile:

I’m thinking gulf maybe…:slight_smile: