Sorry Tango, just beat you to it. 
One day whilst out in the park
It suddenly began to get dark
One day whilst out in the park
It suddenly began to get dark
It felt a bit chilly
One day whilst out in the park
It suddenly began to get dark
It felt a bit chilly
In my bikini I felt silly
One day whilst out in the park
It suddenly began to get dark
It felt a bit chilly
In my bikini I felt silly
But still ran amok for a lark.
The badger said to the bunny
The badger said to the bunny
I don’t do my job for the money
The badger said to the bunny
I don’t do my job for the money
I do it for the joy
The badger said to the bunny
I don’t do my job for the money
Back home in my sett
Oops too late
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The badger said to the bunny
I don’t do my job for the money
I do it for the joy
And my latest toy boy 
The badger said to the bunny
I don’t do my job for the money
I do it for the joy
And my latest toy boy
Whom I like to keep sweet as honey.
Do you ever long to be
Do you ever long to be
On a boat in the deep blue sea
Do you ever long to be
On a boat in the deep blue sea
Getting away from it all
Do you ever long to be
On a boat in the deep blue sea
Getting away from it all
With a hunk named Paul
Do you ever long to be
On a boat in the deep blue sea
Getting away from it all
With a hunk named Paul
Sorry but that’s not for me
Betty was a gorgeous girl
Betty was a gorgeous girl
But a smell that could make you hair curl
Betty was a gorgeous girl
But a smell that could make your hair curl
Though she used lots of scent
Betty was a gorgeous girl
But a smell that could make your hair curl
Though she used lots of scent
There was still a great stench
Betty was a gorgeous girl
But a smell that could make your hair curl
Though she used lots of scent
There was still a great stench
But Albert still thought her a pearl.
Red Riding Hood walked through the wood
Red Riding Hood walked through the wood
To hurry on home she knew she should