Some people just seem to never learn
And extra black marks they can earn
They just don’t toe the line
Some people just seem to never learn
And extra black marks they can earn
They just don’t toe the line
Told off they start to whine
Some people just seem to never learn
And extra black marks they can earn
They just don’t toe the line
Told off they start to whine
Why don’t they just wait their turn
A maiden who said she felt blue
A maiden who said she felt blue
Couldn’t decide what to do
A maiden who said she felt blue
Couldn’t decide what to do
She longed for more fun
A maiden who said she felt blue
Couldn’t decide what to do
She longed for more fun
As just now she had none
A maiden who said she felt blue
Couldn’t decide what to do
She longed for more fun
As just now she had none
So she sought for someone to woo.
She then joined a dating club
She then joined a dating club
Held every Monday in the pub
She then joined a dating club
Held every Monday in the pub
As she gave them the eye
She then joined a dating club
Held every Monday in the pub
As she gave them the eye
Not the one with the stye 
She then joined a dating club
Held every Monday in the pub
As she gave them the eye
Not the one with the stye
Then went for a soak in the tub
It was after she’d had a good soak
It was after she’d had a good soak
She saw through her window, a bloke
It was after she’d had a good soak
She saw through her window, a bloke
Who was peeking right in
It was after she’d had a good soak
She saw through her window, a bloke
Who was peeking right in
While stood on the bin 
It was after she’d had a good soak
She saw through her window, a bloke
Who was peeking right in
While stood on the bin
So she threw at him a can of coke.
The can knocked him right off the bin
The can knocked him right off the bin
Creating one helluva din
The can knocked him right off the bin
Creating one helluva din
He scuppered away
The can knocked him right off the bin
Creating one helluva din
He scuppered away
To come back another day
The can knocked him right off the bin
Creating one helluva din
He scuppered away
To come back another day
And continue his life of sin.
One day whilst out in the park
The can knocked him right off the bin
Creating one helluva din
He scuppered away
To come back another day
So she eventually invited him in.
All went well for a while