Limerick (Part 4)

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I think you have to start the next limerick if you wrote the 5th line, Rhian ?

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Too late, Rhian’s gone, Gilly.
Could you start it ?

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Not to worry I’ll kick it off…

There was a young man from Brazil

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There was a young man from Brazil
Who liked to pose on his window sill

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There was a young man from Brazil
Who liked to pose on his window sill
One day after tea

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There was a young man from Brazil
Who liked to pose on his window sill
One day after tea
Between you and me

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There was a young man from Brazil
Who liked to pose on his window sill
One day after tea
Between you and me
The neighbours had had their fill!

So they then dialled 999

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So they then dialled 999
And me laddo tried to spin them a line

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So they then dialled 999
And me laddo tried to spin them a line
But the boys in blue

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So they then dialled 999
And me laddo tried to spin them a line
But the boys in blue
Knew what was true

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So they then dialled 999
And me laddo tried to spin them a line
But the boys in blue
Knew what was true
And gave him a ruddy great fine

But the lad from Brazil wasn’t done

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So they then dialled 999
And me laddo tried to spin them a line
But the boys in blue
Knew what was true
And gave him a ruddy great fine

But the lad from Brazil wasn’t done
So he posed in a mankini for fun

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But the lad from Brazil wasn’t done
So he posed in a mankini for fun
Unfortunately it ripped

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But the lad from Brazil wasn’t done
So he posed in a mankini for fun
Unfortunately it ripped
And out something slipped

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But the lad from Brazil wasn’t done
So he posed in a mankini for fun
Unfortunately it ripped
And out something slipped
Willy nilly, if you’ll excuse the pun.

Indecent exposure was the final charge

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But the lad from Brazil wasn’t done
So he posed in a mankini for fun
Unfortunately it ripped
And out something slipped
Willy nilly, if you’ll excuse the pun.

Indecent exposure was the final charge
After a Warning he went to live on a barge

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Indecent exposure was the final charge
After a Warning he went to live on a barge
But he still liked to pose

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Indecent exposure was the final charge
After a Warning he went to live on a barge
But he still liked to pose
Usually with a hose

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Indecent exposure was the final charge
After a Warning he went to live on a barge
But he still liked to pose
Usually with a hose
After everything that’s happened, he’s still giving it large.

Some people just seem to never learn

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Some people just seem to never learn
And extra black marks they can earn