Limerick (Part 4)

Tomorrow’s the shortest day of the year
Spring is on the way I say with good cheer
Farewell to gloomy days and early dark nights

Tomorrow’s the shortest day of the year
Spring is on the way I say with good cheer
Farewell to gloomy days and early dark nights
Valentine’s and Easter’s within our sights

Tomorrow’s the shortest day of the year
Spring is on the way I say with good cheer
Farewell to gloomy days and early dark nights
Valentine’s and Easter’s within our sights
As well as new talks on Brexiteer!

After tomorrow I refuse to go shopping

After tomorrow I refuse to go shopping
The crowds in the shops get me hopping

After tomorrow I refuse to go shopping
The crowds in the shops get me hopping
But it’s well worth the wait

After tomorrow I refuse to go shopping
The crowds in the shops get me hopping
But it’s well worth the wait
As we eagerly anticipate

After tomorrow I refuse to go shopping
The crowds in the shops get me hopping
But it’s well worth the wait
As we eagerly anticipate
To eat and drink without stopping

Looks like Christmas won’t be white

Looks like Christmas won’t be white
Not to worry. That’s alright

Looks like Christmas won’t be white
Not to worry. That’s alright
We’ll still be happy

Looks like Christmas won’t be white
Not to worry. That’s alright
We’ll still be happy
All cheerful and chatty

Looks like Christmas won’t be white
Not to worry. That’s alright
We’ll still be happy
All cheerful and chatty
With not a snowflake in sight.

Do you think this Christmas you’ll be merry?

Do you think this Christmas you’ll be merry?
Oh yes, with the help of the sherry

Do you think this Christmas you’ll be merry?
Oh yes, with the help of the sherry
What with Brandy in the pud

Do you think this Christmas you’ll be merry?
Oh yes, with the help of the sherry
What with brandy in the pud
Then I’ll really feel good

Do you think this Christmas you’ll be merry?
Oh yes with the help of the sherry
What with brandy in the pud
Then i’ll really feel good
Plus a snog with the Christmas Fairy.

Could this be another Christmas thread?

Could this be another Christmas thread?
Just topical limericks waiting to be read

Could this be another Christmas thread?
Just topical limericks waiting to be read
Possibly Santa is reading these rhymes

Could this be another Christmas thread?
Just topical limericks waiting to be read
Possibly Santa is reading these rhymes
Before down our chimneys he climbs