Limerick (Part 4)

Tonight I will have for my tea
Bangers and mash, would you care to join me?
I can’t eat another thing
Or me draws will go ‘Ping’ :lol:

onight I will have for my tea
Bangers and mash, would you care to join me?
I can’t eat another thing
But yummy gravy I will bring

Whoops! posted at exactly the same time! Yours is better.

Tonight I will have for my tea
Bangers and mash, would you care to join me?
I can’t eat another thing
Or me draws will go ‘Ping’
And you definitely wouldn’t want to see!!

Tomorrow I’ll walk the dog

Tomorrow I’ll walk the dog
Let’s hope that there’s no fog

Tomorrow I’ll walk the dog
Let’s hope that there’s no fog
For it gives me the creeps

Tomorrow I’ll walk the dog
Let’s hope that there’s no fog
For it gives me the creeps
As into your bones it seeps

Tomorrow I’ll walk the dog
Let’s hope that there’s no fog
For it gives me the creeps
As into your bones it seeps
Not a day to go for a jog.

Got to go and get dressed now

Got to go and get dressed now
As I’ve a busy day ahead

Nah, you’ve got me stumped there Tango.
I can’t make ‘ahead’ rhyme with ‘now.’

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Your turn. :slight_smile:

Nah, you’ve got me stumped there Tango.
I can’t make ‘ahead’ rhyme with ‘now.’

Neither can I, Mups - don’t know where my mind was!

Got to go and get dressed now
I must look my best somehow

Got to go and get dressed now
I must look my best somehow
Places to go, people to see

Got to go and get dressed now
I must look my best somehow
Places to go, people to see
Have a coffee or a tea

Got to go and get dressed now
I must look my best somehow
Places to go. people to see
Have a coffee or a tea
Or even a beer at my local, The Plough.

An alien spacecraft has landed today

An alien spacecraft has landed today
Have little green men arrived to play?

An alien spacecraft has landed today
Have little green men arrived to play?
“What will they make of our planet”, I fear

An alien spacecraft has landed today
Have little green men arrived to play?
“What will they make of our planet”, I fear
Head straight back home saying “oh dear!”

An alien spacecraft has landed today
Have little green men arrived to play?
“What will they make of our planet”, I fear
Head straight back home saying “oh dear!”
With no desire to return someday.

Tomorrow’s the shortest day of the year

Tomorrow’s the shortest day of the year
Spring is on the way I say with good cheer