After Christmas, holiday adverts will begin
And diet adverts so you’ll get thin!
I’ve a few pounds to lose
So I’ll cut down on booze !
Good for you, GillyT, count me in!
The night’s will begin to get clear
The night’s will begin to get clear
Then it’s down to the pub for a beer
The night’s will begin to get clear
Then it’s down to the pub for a beer
Leia, GillyT and I are cutting down!
The night’s will begin to get clear
Then it’s down to the pub for a beer
Leia, GillyT and I are cutting down
That’s no fun when out on the town
The night’s will begin to get clear
Then it’s down to the pub for a beer
Leia, GillyT and I are cutting down
That’s no fun when out on the town
You win, make it doubles my dear!
I sometimes wish that I had
I sometimes wish that I had
Never known Colin, the cad
I sometimes wish that i had
Never known Colin the cad
Was he really that grim?
I sometimes wish that I had
Never known Colin the cad
Was he really that grim
When I kicked his shin
I sometimes wish that i had
Never known Colin the cad
Was he really that grim?
When i kicked his shin
No wonder poor Col told his Dad.
Have all of your presents been bought?
Have all of your presents been bought?
Not yet, some more have to be sought
Have all of your presents been bought?
Not yet, some more have to be sought
I hope you’ve got mine
Have all of your presents been bought?
Not yet, some more have to be sought
I hope you’ve got mine
I haven’t had time
Have all of your presents been bought?
Not yet, some more have to be sought
I hope you’ve got mine
I haven’t had time
Or is it that you just forgot?
Turkey shopping for me today
Turkey shopping for me today
So not much time left to play
Turkey shopping for me today
So not much time left to play
Shops will be busy
Turkey shopping for me today
So not much time left to play
Shops will be busy
And make me feel dizzy
Turkey shopping for me today
So not much time left to play
Shops will be busy
And make me feel dizzy
But not long now - wey hey.
Tonight I will have for my tea
Tonight I will have for my tea
Bangers and mash, would you care to join me?
Tonight I will have for my tea
Bangers and mash, would you care to join me?
I can’t eat another thing