The sun is cracking the flags up here
Strange talk from our Yorky Pud I hear
What’s that all about?
The sun is cracking the flags up here
Strange talk from our Yorky Pud I hear
What’s that all about?
I’ve just give him a clout 
The sun is cracking the flags up here
Strange talk from our Yorky Pud I hear
What’s that all about?
I’ve just give him a clout
He’ll be back to explain, never fear.
Do you think Christmas will be white?
Do you think Christmas will be white?
It could be such a pretty sight
Do you think Christmas will be white?
It could be such a pretty sight
Otherwise it may rain
Do you think Christmas will be white?
It could be such a pretty sight
Children would have such fun
Do you think Christmas will be white?
It could be such a pretty sight
Otherwise it may rain
Dogs wet feet -what a pain
Do you think Christmas will be white?
It could be such a pretty sight
Otherwise it may rain
Dogs wet feet -what a pain
And not a snowball to fight.
Strictly is over again this year
Strictly is over again this year
But Dancing On Ice is back i hear
Strictly is over again for this year
But Dancing on Ice is back I hear
They’ll whizz round the ice
Strictly is over again for this year
But Dancing on Ice is back I hear
They’ll whizz round the ice
Which will be very nice
Strictly is over again for this year
But Dancing on Ice is back i hear
They’ll whizz round the ice
Which will be very nice
Without any sign of their fear.
Will Santa bring prezzies for you?
Will Santa bring prezzies for you?
I’ve been good so I expect one or two
Will Santa bring prezzies for you?
I’ve been good so I expect one or two
Hope you get something nice
Will Santa bring prezzies for you?
I’ve been good so I expect one or two
Hope you get something nice
Some booze for your ice?
Will Santa bring prezzies for you?
I’ve been good so I expect one or two
Hope you get something nice
Some booze for your ice?
Yes, a cocktail or three would do.
After Christmas, holiday adverts will begin
After Christmas, holiday adverts will begin
And diet adverts so you’ll get thin!
After Christmas, holiday adverts will begin
And diet adverts so you’ll get thin!
I’ve a few pounds to lose
After Christmas, holiday adverts will begin
And diet adverts so you’ll get thin!
I’ve a few pounds to lose
So I’ll cut down on booze !