Frost and ice forecast again
Lousy weather is getting a pain
Good excuse to stay indoors
And finish a couple of chores
Frost and ice forecast again
Lousy weather is getting a pain
Good excuse to stay indoors
And finish a couple of chores
So the day will not be in vain
Feet up and now time to rest
Feet up and now time to rest
With work still to do, surely you jest?
Feet up and now time to rest
With work still to do, surely you jest?
Could you be envious Judd?
Feet up and now time to rest
With work still to do, surely you jest?
Could you be envious Judd?
He’s sat there chewing the cudd
Feet up and now time to rest
With work still to do, surely you jest?
Could you be envious Judd?
He’s sat there chewing the cudd
He needs to get it off his chest.
An evening in watching the soaps
An evening in watching the soaps
Glass in hand, well you know the ropes
An evening in watching the soaps
Glass in hand, well you know the ropes
Sat here in my dressing gown
An evening in watching the soaps
Glass in hand, well you know the ropes
Sat here in my dressing gown
With the gin level going quickly down
An evening in watching the soaps
Glass in hand, well you know the ropes
Sat here in my dressing gown
With the gin level going quickly down
I sometimes wonder how I copes 
Will you watch the Royals wed next year?
Will you watch the Royals wed next year?
St George Chapel is the venue, so I hear
Will you watch the Royals wed next year?
St. George’s Chapel is the venue I hear
No doubt I will
Will you watch the Royals wed next year?
St. George’s Chapel is the venue I hear
No doubt I will
Are we fitting the bill?
Will you watch the Royals wed next year?
St. George’s Chapel is the venue I hear
No doubt I will
Are we fitting the bill?
Then a tot to wish them good cheer.
I’ve got loads of ironing to do
I’ve got loads of ironing to do
A job I really dislike, it’s true
I’ve got loads of ironing to do
A job I really dislike, it’s true
Then be like me and don’t do it
I’ve got loads of ironing to do
A job I really dislike, it’s true
Then be like me and don’t do it
Be better if I could do it while I sit
I’ve got loads of ironing to do
A job I really dislike, it’s true
Then be like me and don’t do it
Be better if I could do it while I sit
If that’s the case, more fool you.
The sun is cracking the flags up here
The sun is cracking the flags up here
Strange talk from our Yorky Pud I hear