Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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I’ve learned from my mistake, she then said
No more will you take me to bed
I won’t be led astray

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I’ve learned from my mistake, she then said
No more will you take me to bed
I won’t be led astray
I will run away

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I’ve learned from my mistake, she then said
No more will you take me to bed
I won’t be led astray
I will run away
With the bloke three doors down name of Fred.

Now Fred was a chap we all know

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Now Fred was a chap we all know
Slept on a bench in the snow

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Now Fred was a chap we all know
Slept on a bench in the snow
He was such a nice guy

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Now Fred was a chap we all know
Slept on a bench in the snow
He was such a nice guy
And he did wonder why

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I’ve learned from my mistake, she then said
No more will you take me to bed
I’m a good girl at heart

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Now Fred was a chap we all know
Slept on a bench in the snow
He was such a nice guy
And he did wonder why
Why he had let himself go

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On a slow moving train bound for Crewe

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On a slow moving train bound for Crewe
There was a carriage just made for two

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On a slow moving train bound for Crewe
There was a carriage just made for two
So some canoodling going on

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On a slow moving train bound for Crewe
There was a carriage just made for two
So some canoodling going on
Between Sheila and Don

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On a slow moving train bound for Crewe
There was a carriage just made for two
So some canoodling going on
Between Sheila and Don
And now she’s eating for two

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Yet another Friday appears

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Yet another Friday appears
Time to get in the weekends beers

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Yet another Friday appears
Time to get in the weekends beers
Watch a film or two on the box

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Yet another Friday appears
Time to get in the weekends beers
Watch a film or two on the box
And slouching about in me socks

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Yet another Friday appears
Time to get in the weekends beers
Watch a film or two on the box
And slouching about in me socks
Isn’t retirement great, cheers!

Frost and ice forecast again

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Frost and ice forecast again
Lousy weather is getting a pain

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Frost and ice forecast again
Lousy weather is getting a pain
Good excuse to stay indoors