Limerick (Part 4)

Shops are fast selling out of toys
Gifts for all good girls and boys
Hope none are on the naughty list

Shops are fast selling out of toys
Gifts for all good girls and boys
Hope none are on the naughty list
And Santa brings what they wished

Shops are fast selling out of toys
Gifts for all good girls and boys
Hope none are on the naughty list
And Santa brings what they wished
And many Christmas joys

Soon be time for Santa’s call

Soon be time for Santa’s call
Be joyful and happy with fun for all

Soon be time for Santa’s call
Be joyful and happy with fun for all
Fine food and good cheer

Soon be time for Santa’s call
Be joyful and happy with fun for all
Fine food and good cheer
And for the men some beer

Soon be time for Santa’s call
Be joyful and happy with fun for all
Fine food and good cheer
And for the men some beer
Although too many could be your downfall!

Today I shopped and had cocktails

Today I shopped and had cocktails
Can you remember all the details?

Today I shopped and had cocktails
Can you remember all the details?
Gin or vodka for the drinks?

Today I shopped and had cocktails
Can you remember all the details?
Gin or vodka for the drinks?
And some whisky methinks

Today I shopped and had cocktails
Can you remember all the details?
Gin or vodka for the drinks?
And some whisky methinks
And some aspirin if all else fails

I sometimes think it would be

I sometimes think it would be
Nice to have a day just for me

I sometimes think it would be
Nice to have a day just for me
When I can do my thing

I sometimes think it would be
Nice to have a day just for me
When I can do my own thing
Put my feet up - even sing

I sometimes think it would be
Nice to have a day just for me
When I can do my own thing
Put my feet up - even sing
And keep a cup filled up with tea.

A rumour I started today

A rumour started today
About a lass who rolled in the hay

A rumour started today
About a lass who rolled in the hay
She should have known better

A rumour started today
About a lass who rolled in the hay
She should have known better
When she took off her sweater

A rumour started today
About a lass who rolled in the hay
She should have known better
When she took off her sweater
That the outcome would not go her way!

I’ve learned from my mistake, she then said

I’ve learned from my mistake, she then said
No more will you take me to bed