Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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Do you enjoy Christmas cake?
Just like my mum used to make
I prefer Christmas pud
Yep. That is just as good

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Do you enjoy Christmas cake?
Just like my mum used to make
I prefer Christmas pud
Yep. That is just as good
And eat for eating’s sake.

Do you like Brussels sprouts?

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Do you like brussel sprouts?
They’re said to make the wind pass out

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Do you like brussel sprouts?
They’re said to make the wind pass out
That is very true

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Do you like brussel sprouts?
They’re said to make the wind pass out
That is very true
And they can be … phew?

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Do you like brussel sprouts?
They’re said to make the wind pass out
That is very true
And they can be … phew
Of that there can be no doubt.

Here on Ne’erday it’s steak pie

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Here on Ne’erday it’s steak pie
Do I spy kidney with my little eye

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Here on Ne’erday it’s steak pie
Do I spy kidney with my little eye
No, wash your mouth out!

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Here on Ne’erday it’s steak pie
Do I spy kidney with my little eye
No, wash your mouth out!
It’s yummy with a glass of stout

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Here on Ne’erday it’s steak pie
Do I spy kidney with my little eye
No, wash your mouth out!
It’s yummy with a glass of stout
I’ll take your word for it, with a sigh

Sherry trifle will follow, I hope

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Sherry trifle will follow, I hope
Too much alcohol and I can’t cope

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Sherry trifle will follow, i hope
Too much alcohol and i can’t cope
Surely just one for the road

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Sherry trifle will follow, I hope
Too much alcohol and I can’t cope
Surely just one for the road
But remember the highway code

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Sherry trifle will follow, I hope
Too much alcohol and I can’t cope
Surely just one for the road
But remember the highway code
Don’t drink and drive, don’t be a dope

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Just thirteen days to go folks

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Just thirteen days to go folks
We’ve had all the Christmas jokes

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Just thirteen days to go folks
We’ve had all the Christmas jokes
That’s too soon for me

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Just thirteen days to go folks
We’ve had all the Christmas jokes
That’s too soon for me
I don’t yet have my tree

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Just thirteen days to go folks
We’ve had all the Christmas jokes
That’s too soon for me
I don’t yet have my tree
Hurry 'cos we’ll all soon be broke

Shops are fast selling out of toys

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Shops are fast selling out of toys
Gifts for all good girls and boys