Limerick (Part 4)

|It’s so cold I’ve got my thermals on
With a bit of luck, soon will be gone
I don’t want to get snowed in
But some soup I have in a tin

|It’s so cold I’ve got my thermals on
With a bit of luck, soon will be gone
I don’t want to get snowed in
But some soup I have in a tin
And the crystals singing da do Ron Ron

Think I’ll stay in the warm for a while

Think I’ll stay in the warm for a while
I don’t blame you says I with a smile

Think I’ll stay in the warm for a while
I don’t blame you says I with a smile
Well it’s minus four degrees here

Think I’ll stay in the warm for a while
I don’t blame you says I with a smile
Well its minus four degrees here
Yes, so I hear

Think I’ll stay in the warm for a while
I don’t blame you says I with a smile
Well its minus four degrees here
Yes, so I hear
So more coal on the fire I’ll pile.

Here comes “Star Wars Episode VIII”

Here comes “Star Wars Episode VIII”
When is it out? I can’t wait

Here comes “Star Wars Episode VIII”
When is it out? I can’t wait
Sometime this week

Here comes “Star Wars Episode VIII”
When is it out? I can’t wait
Sometime this week
I must take a peek

Here comes “Star Wars Episode VIII”
When is it out? I can’t wait
Sometime this week
I must take a peek
To find out Luke Skywalker’s fate.

I sometimes wish I could be

I sometimes I wish I could be
Young and fit as a flea

I sometimes I wish I could be
Young and fit as a flea
Time’s taken it’s toll

I sometimes I wish I could be
Young and fit as a flea
Time’s taken it’s toll
Both on body and soul

I sometimes I wish I could be
Young and fit as a flea
Time’s taken it’s toll
Both on body and soul
Whoops got to go for a pee. :blush:

Roads a bit slippery today

Roads a bit slippery today
So take care as you go on your way

Roads a bit slippery today
So take care as you go on your way
Don’t slip on the ice

OrRoads a bit slippery today
So take care as you go on your way
Don’t slip on the ice
Or you may pay the price

Roads a bit slippery today
So take cre as you go on your way
Don’t slip on the ice
Or you may pay the price
I hope you heed what I say.

Do you enjoy Christmas cake?

Do you enjoy Christmas cake?
Just like my mum used to make

Do you enjoy Christmas cake?
Just like my mum used to make
I prefer Christmas pud