Could this be another Christmas thread?
Just topical limericks waiting to be read
Possibly Santa is reading these rhymes
Before down our chimneys he climbs
Then after that, he can go off to bed.
What are your plans for tomorrow morn?
What are your plans for tomorrow morn?
A busy day ahead so up at dawn
Could this be another Christmas thread?
Just topical limericks waiting to be read
Possibly Santa is reading these rhymes
Before down our chimneys he climbs
Just how does his coat stay so red!
Jack Frost nipping at my toes
What are your plans for tomorrow morn?
A busy day ahead, so up at dawn
A quick cup of tea
What are your plans for tomorrow morn?
A busy day ahead, so up at dawn
A quick cup of tea
Then put up the tree
What are your plans for tomorrow morn?
A busy day ahead so up at dawn
A quick cup of tea
Then put up the tree
Before " Unto us a child is born!
Do you miss those days when we were kids?
Do you miss those days when we were kids?
Music making with wooden spoons and pot lids
Do you miss those days when we were kids?
Music making with wooden spoons and pot lids
Knocking on doors and running away
Do you miss those days when we were kids?
Music making with wooden spoons and pot lids
Knocking on doors and running away
Sledging downhill on an old tin tray
Do you miss those days when we were kids?
Music making with wooden spoons and pot lids
Knocking on doors and running away
Sledging downhill on an old tin tray
Yet somehow we never went on the skids.
Christmas will soon be here ready or not
Christmas will soon be here ready or not
I hope you boughtt everything you should have got
Christmas will soon be here, ready or not
I hope you bought everything you should have got
Must clean the house and switch on the lights
Christmas will soon be here, ready or not
I hope you bought everything you should have got
Must clean the house and switch on the lights
Cos Christmas is here in just two more nights
Christmas will soon be here, ready or not
I hope you bought everything you should have got
Must clean the house and switch on the lights
Cos Christmas is here in just two more nights
Then get the sprouts ready for the pot
Boxing Day is a quieter affair
Boxing day is a quieter affair
Not sure if I will be here or there
Boxing day is a quieter affair
Not sure if i’ll be here or there
I know where i’ll be
Boxing day is a quieter affair
Not sure if i’ll be here or there
I know where i’ll be
Eating chocs off the tree
Boxing day is a quieter affair
Not sure if I’ll be here or there
I know where I’ll be
Eating chocs off the tree
Then nod off, from wear and tear. 
Does Santa come to your pets each year? 
Christmas will soon be here ready or not.
The best present was one I never actually had
It was going to be a magic wand from my dad
but he refused to give one to 5 years old hands
No, it’d have to be something rather less grand
so he gave me cotton reels, wax & rubber bands
** memory fails me here,but he made the bits into rolling reel.
*** yes, yes, I know it doesnt scan or fit the limerick model.
I am Robert Jnr & not Browning, nor Burns.