Well, that’s Wednesday over and done
And soon Thursday will be over and gone
Time surely flies by
Like clouds in the sky
Well, that’s Wednesday over and done
And soon Thursday will be over and gone
Time surely flies by
Like clouds in the sky
Yet life still goes on and on:-)
We’re waiting for next one Twink? 
Sorry I will start one now:blush:
There was a young lady from Stoke
There was a young lady from Stoke
Who enjoyed a vodka and coke
There was a young lady from Stoke
Who enjoyed a vodka and coke
But sometimes she got drunk
There was a young lady from Stoke
Who enjoyed a vodka and coke
But sometimes she got drunk
Often drunk as a skunk
There was a young lady from Stoke
Who enjoyed a vodka and coke
But sometimes she got drunk
Often drunk as a skunk
Fell over and her ankle she broke!
Following on from previous post …
She then went to A and E
She then went to A & E
Where they found ‘she’ was a ‘he’ 
She then went to A & E
Where they found ‘she’ was a ‘he’
The consultant was vexed
She went to A & E
Where they found ‘he’ was a ‘she’
The consultant was vext
And so sent a text
She went to A & E
Where they found ‘he’ was a ‘she’
The consultant was vext
And so sent a text
Re where he or she should now pee
In my hand is a large glass of red
In my hand is a large glass of red
And another before you go to bed?
In my hand is a large glass of red
And another before you go to bed?
Yes, it’s been a l-o-n-g day
In my hand is a large glass of red
And another before you go to bed?
Yes, it’s been a l-o-n-g day
But now it’s time to play
In my hand is a large glass of red
And another before you go to bed?
Yes, it’s been a l-o-n-g day
But now it’s time to play
And then I shall fall into bed.
The old man who snored in his bed
The old man who snored in his bed
Broke wind loudly and said