A giant black bear is approaching
Maybe he’s lonely, poor thing
He’s huge, and he’s growling
Round Mups he is prowling
Well maybe he’s bought her a ring!
A man living in the Yorkshire Dales
A man living in the Yorkshire Dales
Let out the most awful wails
A man living in the Yorkshire Dales
Let out the most awful wails
Well the winds were howling
A man living in the Yorkshire Dales
Let out the most awful wails
Well the winds were howling
And he was scowling
A man living in the Yorkshire Dales
Let out the most awful wails
Well the winds were howling
And he was scowling
He’d just had a kick in the bales. 
I bought a tv from a store
I bought a tv from a store
To think you once told me you’re poor!
I bought a tv from a store
To think you once told me you’re poor!
Perhaps it’s second hand
I bought a tv from a store
To think you once told me you’re poor!
Perhaps it’s second hand
Did it come with its own stand?
I bought a tv from a store
To think you once told me you’re poor!
Perhaps it’s second hand
Did it come with its own stand?
I need not borrow one any more.
They say just 1 degree in the morn
They say just 1 degree in the morn
Up here that’s classed as warm
They say just 1 degree in the morn
Up here that’s classed as warm
Your long johns you’ll need
They say just 1 degree in the morn
Up here that’s classed as warm
Your long johns you’ll need
On that we’re agreed
They say just 1 degree in the morn
Up here that’s classed as warm
Your long johns you’ll need
On that we’re agreed
So wear them if up at dawn.
Tomorrow they are forecasting snow
Tomorrow they are forecasting snow
Whereabouts, do you know?
Tomorrow they are forecasting snow
Whereabouts, do you know?
Right at your door
Tomorrow they are forecasting snow
Whereabouts, do you know?
Right at your door
So I’ll be chilled to the core?
Tomorrow they are forecasting snow
Whereabouts, do you know?
Right at your door
So I’ll be chilled to the core?
With long johns you’ll be warmer y’know. 
Well, that’s Wednesday over and done
Well, that’s Wednesday over and done
And soon Thursday will be over and gone
Well, that’s Wednesday over and done
And soon Thursday will be over and gone
Time surely flies by