Limerick (Part 4)

just been for a walk with the pup

Just been for a walk with the pup
Does she walk good and act grownup?

Just been for a walk with the pup
Does she walk good and act grown up?
Or does she pull and jump
and give you the 'ump

Just been for a walk with the pup
Does she walk good and act grown up?
Or does she pull and jump
and give you the 'ump
The answer to all that is ‘YUP’. :wink:

The rush to spend money is on

The rush to spend money is on
Those saved-up pounds will soon be gone

The rush to pend money is on
Those saved-up pounds will soon be gone
Will it snow on the day

The rush to spend money is on
Those saved-up pounds will soon be gone
Will it snow on the day
Who is to say?

The rush to spend money is on
Those saved-up pounds will soon be gone
Will it snow on the day
Who is to say?
The whole thing is just a big con

Soon be time for the dear old Lang syne

Soon be time for the dear Old Lang Syne
That night is a favourite of mine

Soon be time for the dear Old Lang Syne
That night is a favourite of mine
Another year flown by oh so quick

Soon be time for the dear Old Lang Syne
That night is a favourite of mine
Another year flown by oh so quick
Some of which really got on my wick

Soon be time for the dear Old Lang Syne
That night is a favourite of mine
Another year flown by oh so quick
Some of which really got on my wick
Especially the MPs - lying swine

Another weekend drenched in rain

Another weekend drenched in rain
The Winter weather’s here again

Another weekend drenched in rain
The winter weather’s here again
But I’m warm and snug -
Like a bug in a rug

Another weekend drenched in rain
The winter weather’s here again
But I’m warm and snug -
Like a bug in a rug
Drinking a glass of champagne

A giant black bear is approaching

A giant black bear is approaching
Maybe he’s lonely, poor thing

A giant black bear is approaching
Maybe he’s lonely, poor thing
He’s huge, and he’s growling

A giant black bear is approaching
Maybe he’s lonely, poor thing
He’s huge, and he’s growling
Round Mups he is prowling