Will you be buying a turkey this year?
I will and my guests will expect beer
No turkey here, horrible stuff
No Carpenters either? That’s tough!
As long as we are full of good cheer.
They say much cold at the end of this week
They say much cold at the end of this week
But haven’t seen any snow as we speak
They say much cold at the end of this week
But haven’t seen any snow as we speak
Quite warm tonight if truth be told
They say much cold at the end of this week
But haven’t seen any snow as we speak
Quite warm tonight if truth be told
Will wear me short nightie if I feel bold
They say much cold at the end of this week
But haven’t seen any snow as we speak
Quite warm tonight if truth be told
Will wear me short nightie if I feel bold
Make sure you don’t flash too much cheek
Two more work days to go
Two more work days to go
And then down the pub you can go
Two more work days to go
And then down the pub you can go
Will there be jobs at home?
Two more work days to go
And then down the pub with Mo
Will there be jobs at home?
And gassing on the phone
Apologies, I changed second line slightly as I’d made an error.
Two more work days to go
And then down the pub with Mo
Will there be jobs at home?
And gassing on the phone
The answer to both of those is no.
A bit of bad news today
A bit of bad news today
Oh No. Are you OK?
A bit of bad news today
Oh No. Are you OK?
Please don’t keep us in the dark,
A bit of bad news today
Oh No. Are you OK?
Please don’t keep us in the dark,
We don’t like this secretive lark
A bit of bad news today
Oh No. Are you OK?
Please don’t keep us in the dark,
We don’t like this secretive lark
It’s OK. I know what you’ll say. 
There’s a thick white frost this morn
There’s a thick white frost this morn
It was there at the crack of dawn
There’s a thick white frost this morn
It was there at the crack of dawn
But with your warm winter vest
There’s a thick white frost this morn
It was there at the crack of dawn
But with your warm winter vest
You’ll be feeling your best
There’s a thick white frost this morn
It was there at the crack of dawn
But with your warm winter vest
You’ll be feeling your best
and bless the day you were born