Oooops, missed a word
Having a trip to Lidl anon
Where perhaps you’ll get my pressy from
Some Gluhwein perhaps?
No, I can’t drink schnapps
Having a trip to Lidl anon
Wherer perhaps you’ll get my pressy from
Some Gluhwein perhaps?
No, I can’t drink schnapps
Then home and my 'jamas I’ll don.
The wind is blowing so cold
The wind is blowing so cold
It’s gonna get worse i’ve been told told
The wind is blowing so cold
It’s gonna get worse I’ve been told
Woolly draws on -
Forget about the thong 
The wind is blowing so cold
It’s gonna get worse i’ve been told
Woolly draws on -
Forget about the the thong
The thong? Aint that a bit bold?
Christmas will soon be upon us
Christmas will soon be upon us
Get organised now so there’ll be less fuss
Christmas will soon be upon us
Get organised now, so there’ll be less fuss
Pressies to buy, and cards to write
Christmas will soon be upon us
Get organised now, so there’ll be less fuss
Pressies to buy, and cards to write
Cut backs this year, money’s tight
Christmas will soon be upon us
Get organised now, so there’ll be less fuss
Pressies to buy, and cards to write
Cut backs this year, money’s tight
Less to wrap so there will be less muss
My kitty likes to play with a string
My kitty likes to play with string
She is an amusing little thing
My kitty likes to play with string
She is an amusing little thing
She caught a mouse
My kitty likes to play with string
She is an amusing little thing
She caught a mouse
Than ran round the house
My kitty likes to play with string
She is an amusing little thing
She caught a mouse
That ran round the house
And fell down the drain with a ping !
My washed knickers got jammed in the tumbler… :shock:
Ooh, that’s a tricky one Gilly. 
My washed knickers got jammed in the tumbler
I tried, but felt such a bumbler
Ooh, that’s a tricky one Gilly.
My washed knickers got jammed in the tumbler
I tried, but felt such a bumbler
So I called for some aid
My washed knickers got jammed in the tumbler
I tried, but felt such a bumbler
So I called for some aid
for his help he had to be paid
My washed knickers got jammed in the tumbler
I tried, but felt such a bumbler
So I called for some aid
for his help he had to be paid
But he turned out to be an old fumbler!
Will you be buying a turkey this year?
Will you be buying a turkey this year?
I will and my guests will expect beer
Will you be buying a turkey this year?
I will and my guests will expect beer
No turkey here, horrible stuff
Will you be buying a turkey this year?
I will and my guests will expect beer
No turkey here, horrible stuff
No Carpenters either? That’s tough!